I left you because......

[Barbas]

Because you burned the McDonalds branch to the ground.

 

[SirDerpy]

Because you're rock hard, all the time, and I can't deal with that.

 

[Barbas]

You insulted Woody.

 

[Barbas]

You smacked Woody Harrelson.

 

[SirDerpy]

You got smacked around by Captain Hammer too easily.

 

[Dragonbums]

You never did appreciate my magical fire abilities.

 

[Malpraxis]

All that lightning was frying all my appliances.

 

[Malbourne]

Because you just wouldn't stop operating long after the patients went cold!

 

[Roxas1359]

Because all I hear about is that Pacman got into Smash while you didn't! We tried to mod you into Brawl, it didn't go so well!

 

[Kae]

Because you're the least classy gentleman I've ever met.

 

[Barbas]

I suspected you of infidelity with Drummodino. >.>

 

[Mullac]

Because I wanted a bit more romance.

Captcha: heat up, yeah I guess that is what I wanted...

 

[kailus13]

Because your rosy cheeks unnerved me.

 

[Malbourne]

Because every time we fight you turn it into some kind of witch-hunt!

 

[Barbas]

Because you refuse to drop the bass.

 

[Malbourne]

Because I always have to clean fish off the floor!

 

[Barbas]

Because you kept lamping the owls!

 

[Malbourne]

Because you thought shampoo was a good cure for bookworms.

 

[Barbas]

Because you thought the humans were dead.

 

[Malbourne]

Because you always inscribed the sigils backwards.