Malbourne Ari! Sep 4, 2013 1,183 0 0 Sep 10, 2014 #4,763 Because you keep talking about something named "Gopher the Jugular" in your sleep.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Sep 11, 2014 #4,766 For spouting pure conjecture and bunkum!
SirDerpy New member May 4, 2013 772 0 0 Sep 13, 2014 #4,767 Because you're too underage for the law me.
Malbourne Ari! Sep 4, 2013 1,183 0 0 Sep 13, 2014 #4,768 I AM D'LAW You thought a good Halloween costume for our pet was to go as a "hot dog." And then you brought out the matchbook.
I AM D'LAW You thought a good Halloween costume for our pet was to go as a "hot dog." And then you brought out the matchbook.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Oct 8, 2014 #4,769 Because the conversation turned inevitably to penises once again.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,834 0 0 Feb 19, 2015 #4,770 Because you joined HIS party.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 19, 2015 #4,771 Because you romanced the wrong damn NPC, son! The wrong damn NPC!
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,834 0 0 Mar 2, 2015 #4,772 Because you don't have a good power.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 2, 2015 #4,773 Because you failed to recognize the benefits of a police state.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,834 0 0 Mar 9, 2015 #4,774 Because you want to end net-neutrality.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,834 0 0 Apr 19, 2015 #4,777 Because you put an ad on the moon saying you needed a mate.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Apr 19, 2015 #4,778 Because you tried to erase it and write "FUCK OFF, GERMANY" in its place.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,834 0 0 May 7, 2015 #4,779 For sleeping with the hamsters!
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 May 7, 2015 #4,780 For slamming the lawn mower into the car.