I left you because......

[Barbas]

I needed a more moist environment.

 

[Barbas]

You kept mistaking vodka for water.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You became an alcoholic.

 

[Barbas]

You refused to become an alcoholic.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Your clothing is always so bloody dusty! My house is a freaking dust bowl now!

 

[Barbas]

You would not recognize or accept the Nerevarine and Hortator.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You kept making me fall asleep.

 

[Barbas]

You kept holding barbecues inside the house.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You stopped coming to my house barbecues!

 

[Barbas]

The brakes on my car failed after you got out on the hill.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You insulted your imaginary friend!

 

[Barbas]

You were a pelican.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Because you couldn't decide on a Bayonne ham or a Spanish ham for dinner!!!

 

[Barbas]

You invented strange words to pass the time.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You judged me on my taste of chocolate.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Because you're taste in chocolate is stupid.

 

[Barbas]

Because of your spelling and punctuation.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Because you're overly critical.

 

[Kae]

You were always roaring at me and to be frank it was just too much, you are just too toxic.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You don't see the value a mighty roar has to an intimidation attempt.