I like it when people rage

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Silentpony said:
Problem that I have is I play a lot of board games, and 'rage' usually entails a player flipping the board when they're losing. Had a really good friend of mine die in Betrayal at House on Haunted Hill(I think it was the werewolf haunt, but it might have been the basement tentacle monster) and he just flipped the board. The entire thing, then stormed away.

Likewise in 40k if I'm winning too much, most opponents just kinda' give up. They keep 'playing' sure, but they're checking their phone, not asking what or why when I ask them to roll armor saves for dudes I'm shooting at. They literally stop caring, and it just turns the whole night into an uncomfortable mess.
Is it weird that I almost enjoy "losing" at board games? Makes it more interesting I think.
I played Monopoly once, the entire game I was behind, having to mortgage properties and live off $50-100 max.
Over an hour later, I managed to win the game, by pure. Blind. Luck.
 

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Online gaming schadenfreude is a dirty pleasure of mine. People get too emotionally invested in 15 minute long battles and breakdowns can be fun to watch. Its because of this I regulate my own behavior.
 

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DeliveryGodNoah said:
I have no problem losing as long as its fun. 1v1 Cut-Throat Caverns is a no-no. But like Relic or Arkham Horror, getting absolutely curb stomped by a red skinned tentacle monster from the Warp or Outer Darkness, respectively, is great fun!(as long as its fun mind you)
 

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I'm not much of a rager. I remember going through a few public Left 4 Dead games with odd sorts who got a kick out of antagonizing anyone, and I took pride in being the one guy they couldn't break. Being the only one who's pulling the group while Dead Francis is yelling "ANSWER, YOU ******!" in the chat window amused me.

I like it when trolls are proverbially hoisted by their own petard.

Back when I gave MMOs the time of day, however, I remember playing Global Agenda with a loose family friend of mine, only to discover he was the worst possible troll imaginable. He wasn't aiming his barbs at me, but I remember raising my voice on VoIP, asking him if he felt like actually playing, or if landing slurs at the third guy who's just trying to be helpful was what he planned on doing throughout the evening.

"Who cares, he's a pubber!" was what he whispered back at me.

I kicked my own friend out of the team, and I'm not ashamed of having done it. Pubbers are people, not pincushions and punching bags for your own social hang-ups.
 

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I just sigh and hit the mute button.

God bless mute buttons. Best fucking invention since personal lubricant.

I get frustrated myself sometimes of course. Nothing quite like a team game where you can do your darndest and still lose because some stranger on your team has no clue. But I keep it to myself. Expressing your annoyance never helps.

Even trying to be helpful usually makes things worse.
"Hey man, if you're getting ganked a lot you might want to try buying some wards."
"Fuck you ******! Don't tell me how to...
" AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN.
That sounds like it would be my thing as well. Normally I avoid multiplayer altogether just because I don't want to deal with that drama. I've had a few pleasant experience in the few times I've tried it, but I've seen so many horrid ones on the internet.
 

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Silentpony said:
DeliveryGodNoah said:
I have no problem losing as long as its fun. 1v1 Cut-Throat Caverns is a no-no. But like Relic or Arkham Horror, getting absolutely curb stomped by a red skinned tentacle monster from the Warp or Outer Darkness, respectively, is great fun!(as long as its fun mind you)
Oh yeah! It makes for a great story afterwards too. In Arkham Horror, I'm usually kind of disappointed if we end up punching out Cthulu in the end. Once an old one awakens, I'm basically thinking, "Game over. We should all be dead right now." Seeing us win against him in a straight-up fight makes it feel like we're not in a Lovecraft story anymore.
There was one real close victory where all but one of us was dead and the lone survivor had 1 stamina left, so that still felt kind of appropriate.
 

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I don't. In fact, I don't enjoy hearing anybody talking online. Between the trolls, the ragers and the crappy distorted music, I've formed a personal philosophy. If you have a mic, you don't have anything worth sharing.
 

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I don't rage in games because they are...well, games!

games are good when they are competitive and it can be funny when someone loses their shit but I really hate it when you join a game and the person that rages is the host or something similar.

I've joined games in gears of war (man that was a long time ago) or other shooters where the host becomes drunk on power and if anyone kills them they kick that player from the match.
one time I was on the receiving end of such a hissy fit. I kept getting into 1 on 1's with the host in gears of war and I kept beating the guy because whilst he was shooting at my characters torso I was aiming for his head.
pretty basic knowledge there, head shots = more damage, right?
anyway after downing the guy for the 5th or 6th time the accusations of 'hacker' came out and soon after I heard one of his pals say
'right that's it, pull the plug'
the game ended and I was then subjected to some rather pathetic voice messages over xbox live.

I wonder how these people function in the real world? when something doesn't go their way in life, do they have a little melt down and curl up into a ball sobbing uncontrollably?
 

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I remember flipping out once playing...shit I can't remember the name of it. It was a scifi based MMO, where you are the people who have populated a new planet. All your powers had to do with nanomachines and stuff. Classes like Doctor and Soldier. Anyway, I honestly don't know what was wrong with me that day, all I can say i was a teenager, and I think heavily into my drug use days at the time, and lots of other factors worked towards me being fairly unbalanced at that time. But this girl in my guild, was talking to me out of character, just typical guild chatter. Another girl joined the conversation, and asked if i was from the south. To which I responded "yes", because I am. and she said "howdy! :)" And...I just lost it. I...really have no excuse, but I just went off on her, both barrells, for no fucking reason. "Not everyone here says howdy ok?! We don't all drive trucks and fuck our sisters!" blah blah blah. It really was crazy on my part, but as I've aged, I've come to terms with the idea that I very likely was mentally unstable back then. Given my family history, and in particular my brother and father. I look back on the shit I did then and it boggles my mind, how I survived a lot of it, and came out relatively decent and well adjusted. For the most part, I've always been an easy going guy, but I had some spikes of pure, hormone laced insanity back then that make me feel shame. And that was one of them.

Examples I've witnessed of people raging online? Hmmm, the only one I can really remember was in Payday 2.

I joined a random group, and we were doing a map. No big deal, everyone was playing nice, typical friendly banter at the start. Then one guy starts talking to me "Hey, you are such a fucking hacker" "Hmm? Are you talking to me?" This genuinely puzzled me, because I don't like cheating, and when I've been in missions with people who clearly have hacked Payday 2 for personal gain, I log out of the mission. "Yeah you! You're such a fucking cheater man!" "Um...why do you say that?" Even the other people in the team were like "What makes you say that? He hasn't done anything." "Your Infamy rank!" *blinks* "What about it?" "You can't get that high a rank without cheating! You're a fucking hacker!" "Uh, dude, I worked damn hard to get Infamy IV, I didn't cheat shit" "Bullshit man! There is no such thing as Infamy 6!" "......" "Dude, learn your fucking roman numerals before you start slinging shit like that." *couple minutes later, presumably after he learned the difference between roman numerals 4 & 6* "...my bad bro"

It was funny, but also sad on so many levels.


Oh! Not sure this would be considered raging, as it was mostly in character, and made sense for Everquest. But me and a guild mate, playing on a PVP server. I was a wood elf rogue, he was a dwarf rogue. We made an effort to actually learn Dark Speech, so we could converse with the traditionally evil races. Then, we went out and farmed dark elf meat off a particular group of dark elf npcs, and cooked them into dark elf steaks. Then we went into the zone that connects the...I think it was Western Commons? Maybe Eastern Commons, to the Dark Elf/Troll starting area. We stayed hidden, and started shouting out in the /shout and i think /general channels, in Dark Speech "Selling Dark Elf Steaks!! Fresh off the grill! HUGE stock that must sell now!" The amount of responses we'd get was amazing. "You filthy elf/dwarf! I will gut you and wear your entrails as a necklace!" and other choice comments. It was great fun. Though since nobody ever actually /whispered the rants at us, I always assumed it was in character, which is fine.
 

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HOW DARE YOU ENJOY PEOPLES ANGER!!!1!

(Was that good for you?)

It can be a real guilty pleasure to talk smack back when some kid tells you to unistall LOL because you got ganked a few times and are having a bad game. Getting your teammates frustrated is just going to make the team less effective you idiots.
 

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I can so relate to you OP, as I also find it hilarious seeing people flip their shit (aka NerdRage) at me or others.

Now I don't go out of my way, or otherwise purposefully do things to set them off in the first place. But I will edge someone on if they rage at me for whatever reason. Just simply things, and usually a simply "Cry more", which are two words that seem extremely effective in pissing people of even more.

One of the funniest things was in World of Tanks where I got someone auto banned for 2 weeks. (know this cause a clanmate of his contacted me about it).

I was driving my light tank and tried to cut infront of the person in question and bumped me back into him slightly as I tried to take the turn too fast. It did damage me slightly but he was in a Heavy tank so it did nothing to him. This was entirely my fault and I did apologize for it.

Seeing he wasn't damaged by it and I apologized you would think that that would be that. But no, he shot me for 2/3 my HP and told me to learn to play etc. Well fine, be an Ahole about it. Told him to "cry more" and that really set him off. Started following me and trying to push me out infront of enemy tanks. Well fuck it then, I'll just go sit behind you and see how you like it when you are trying to shoot at enemy tanks.

Yeah he did not like it and shot me again, killing me. But then he stopped moving which was due to the game autobanning him. Now you don't get autobanned for just a teamkill, and definitely not for 2 weeks, as the first time is just 24 hours. So this was definitely something he does a lot.

This made me chuckle quite a bit, but I really burst out laughing when his clanmate contacted me about it. Not really to rage at me cause I got his clanmate banned, but actually to apologize for his behaviour and telling me he got his account banned for 2 weeks.
 

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Pfft. People raging in real life is so much better.

Like this recent exchange with my boss from earlier in the week.

Me: "(Sigh) This is going to take like an hour and a half."
Boss: "If you don't want to do your job, I can get someone else."
Me: "No, that's fine. Just annoyed at how long this will take since the vendor isn't really doing us any favors."
Boss: "You always have something to say."
Me: "I have a right to complain and vent."
Boss: "If Jesus were right here, you would argue with him."
Me: "Jesus is probably fictional..."
Boss: "Just go. I'm about to lose my temper."
 

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P. K. Qu said:
Not to be too blunt, but if what gets you off is some flavor of another person's misery, you're a terrible person.
That's such a small part of my entire being tho, to write me off as a terrible person is pretty unfair
 

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One of the best 'flip outs' I've seen was my older brother when he couldn't do one of the Brink challenges. He was in a chat with about 5 of us and he was just effing and jeffing and slamming his desk and chelping on and on. We were in stitches. You definitely had to be there for it to be funny though. I think it's the fact that someone - especially someone who sees themselves as someone who's so above everyone else, like my brother - kicks off so massively over something that, let's face it, is damn trivial.

Another good story is that someone I used to play Gears of War with got killed by the Boomshot and immediately shouted, "and I thought I was gay!" We still talk about that one.

My rages come about when things don't work properly. I'm normally mellow/calmly exasperated, but when (usually tech) stops behaving as it should, I seriously lose my shit. Especially FUCKING PRINTERS. I'm literally grinding my teeth just thinking about them. I've been told to leave a university session before to go and calm down because I was clenched-teeth-and-flying-spittle style swearing at a printer. My most basic reaction to this sort of thing is to slam things and kick inanimate fucking objects while effing and jeffing at them, but I have gone much, much further. I destroyed one printer with a pickaxe in the garage because of one too many paper jams, and punched in the front of my old (and I mean old) gaming PC because it was on it's last legs anyway and kept crashing. My most recent attack was on my current printer, in which I smashed the bottom tray to pieces with fists, head and steel bed while screaming, "FINE! IF YOU'RE GOING TO PRETEND THERE'S NO FUCKING PAPER SOURCE THEN BE A FUCKING **** ABOUT YOU LITTLE COCKY *****! YOU DON'T FUCKING NEED THIS CUNTING **** IF THERE'S NO OTHER PAPER SOURCES YOU FUCKER." Then it just became incoherent and indistinct sounds and shouts.

And I know that this makes me sounds as though I take things for granted/am a brat/have no appreciation for value etc. but I would like to tell you that I actually take great care of everything else and the things I do destroy I buy myself (and no, I don't mean with parents' money, I come from a very working class family). The thing is that I just see red when things conk and don't work properly. Like I say, I'm normally very calm, but things like printers bring out the very worst in me.
 

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I like some good rage-inducing stuff. Usually it's best if it's creative, not just the typical URMOM FIGGIT crap. Use a unique insult, even if it's just a nonsensical stream of disjointed and vague insults. "Feeding gibus-turd scrote-licks." For trolling, feigning ignorance of trivial things are your bread and butter, an purposly bad speling trollspeek NCAPS AR GUD STANBYS :mad:

Nowadays rage has been streamlined. All it takes is a good lenny ( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?) to produce a nice dose of salt.
 

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Longview said:
P. K. Qu said:
Not to be too blunt, but if what gets you off is some flavor of another person's misery, you're a terrible person.
That's such a small part of my entire being tho, to write me off as a terrible person is pretty unfair
I wouldn't trust the self-assessment of someone who admittedly takes glee in the misery of random strangers. In my experience, people who get off on "lulz" tend to be pretty fucked up people. The idea that you can be a total lunatic in one aspect of your life, and that you're not just generally a lunatic is a sweet idea, but it doesn't really bear out. Take trolls[footnote]to be clear, I'm not calling you or people who passively take pleasure in a meltdown, trolls.[/footnote] for example, who always claim to just be a certain way online, or to certain people. https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/your-online-secrets/201409/internet-trolls-are-narcissists-psychopaths-and-sadists

They're not.