I made an amazing discovery today.

[The Catalyst]

The pyro is gender non-specific. Every morning its genitalia differentiates randomly into one of the two.

How... ...enticing...

 

[Sephychu]

The pyro is gender non-specific. Every morning its genitalia differentiates randomly into one of the two.

How... ...enticing...

Basically everything I'd ever want in a life partner.

 

[TheComedown]

There's an even more obvious thing, surprised you haven't noticed that yet. Look at the Pyro's locker in a spawn area:

Spoiler

Valve likes to fuck with our minds son.

... What am I looking at? (also if that's your screen shot... maybe get a new graphics card?)

OP: Old news is Old

 

[The Catalyst]

The pyro is gender non-specific. Every morning its genitalia differentiates randomly into one of the two.

How... ...enticing...

Basically everything I'd ever want in a life partner.

You're fuckin' weird.

Insulting other users is a fast trip to the banhammer. -Mod

 

[Sephychu]

The pyro is gender non-specific. Every morning its genitalia differentiates randomly into one of the two.

How... ...enticing...

Basically everything I'd ever want in a life partner.

You're fuckin' weird.

This is the internet. I'm a sight less weird than most.

 

[pyrosaw]

The pyro is the first transvestite in a video game besides Princess Peach!

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Maybe it's Gaming's first gay character people don't mind.

 

[nuba km]

There's an even more obvious thing, surprised you haven't noticed that yet. Look at the Pyro's locker in a spawn area:

Spoiler

Valve likes to fuck with our minds son.

... What am I looking at? (also if that's your screen shot... maybe get a new graphics card?)

OP: Old news is Old

There's a handbag above the pyro suit but I think it belongs to the scout's mother.

 

[sgtshock]

Oh please. Everyone who has been following the Engineer update knows now that the Pyro is in fact Abraham Lincoln. [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1346691]

 

[Cowabungaa]

There's an even more obvious thing, surprised you haven't noticed that yet. Look at the Pyro's locker in a spawn area:

Spoiler

Valve likes to fuck with our minds son.

... What am I looking at? (also if that's your screen shot... maybe get a new graphics card?)

OP: Old news is Old

I just googled a picture, here's a new one:

That flowery thing is quite obvious now isn't it? It's a purse of course.

 

[nuba km]

I think the pyro is an alien just look at the shape of that head.

 

[kaveradeo]

The pyro is an alien. Like one of the old greys from the 50s. Since there is no gender for aliens, pyro is confused.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

The Walrus was Paul. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzjiW1-HINM]

The Walrus is the Pyro!

Oh my God, mind blown, can open, worms everywhere, cats out of bag, socks knocked off!

 

[The Catalyst]

Uh huh...

 

[TheComedown]

There's an even more obvious thing, surprised you haven't noticed that yet. Look at the Pyro's locker in a spawn area:

Spoiler

Valve likes to fuck with our minds son.

... What am I looking at? (also if that's your screen shot... maybe get a new graphics card?)

OP: Old news is Old

I just googled a picture, here's a new one:

That flowery thing is quite obvious now isn't it? It's a purse of course.

Ah much easier to see with the better texture quality.

Oh Valve you and your shenanigans

 

[The Catalyst]

Old...

Indeed.