I NEED A BAND NAME D:

[Deadly Mad Prophet]

"Battlesnake!" With the exclamation point. I think "Viper Vendetta" is good and 80's-y, for some reason. I'd also like to see "Your One Chance to Fight Jack the Ripper" on a flier... Unfortunately, the best band name ever conceived of is already taken, "Vincent Price's Orphan-Powered Death Machine." Sorry. I don't even know how to find them.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

How about "Wrench" or "Wrenched" that sounds somewhat glam since that can be taken perversely somehow.

Your creed can be "Tighten these nuts" or something.

If only glam metal was actually good

 

[AdmiralMemo]

My friend had a failed band named "Lunch Box"
The band sucked, but I liked the name. It should go to good use, so re-use it.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Have you been writing songs and that? Seriously i find it's a lot harder to create a name with no songs created.

 

[BiggyShackleton]

Pump Action Love Gun. The merchandise alone would be priceless.

 

[Quantom Quak]

HELLO CLEVELAND! WE ARE SMASH YOUR KNEE! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?
No? Okay.

 

[Snowpact]

since we're on a glam tour:

GlitterHard
Rocky's Jockey's
The FIrework Show
Free Beer! (you'll play for only sold-out venues with this one on the posters)
Momentum (very eighties'-y)
Steelstring
Dragonhide
Love Handle
The Pyromaniacs
The Jungles
The Bad Hair Days

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Warlock

 

[AdmiralMemo]

Call your band "Candle Ja" and see how many people get it.

 

[Comma-Kazie]

Papercut Massacre

 

[Andrew_J_Drake]

I would like to suggest the name Skeletal Bastards, which is a name I came up with while playing minecraft.

 

[Carboncrown]

Arson.

Or the aformentioned Love Pump.

 

[thisisnotsparta]

Disgusting Warrior
Abduction Nibble
Suicidal Lip
Anti Session
To Theory
Fighting Bonus
Prophetic Fission
Techno Zoom
Between Parent
Pathetic Cigar Of The Frumpy Liquid

 

[repeating integers]

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