NewClassic, definitely.
... Okay, not really. In all honesty, I really like Agent Orange, and I really like Professor, but it's missing something. I'm going to have to echo Mr. Bojangles, but step it up a notch.
Professor Bojangles.
If not, you could always go with my non-specific name for a cat, and call it Igriega Jones.
(EE-GREE-EH-GAH JONES)