I need a name!

[AvsJoe]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's voice sometimes echoes through these forums. This is one of those times...

"You will give your car a girl's name because this is the only vehicle you are going to drive. Your days of driving ol' Mary-Jane Mitsubishi through your broken-down streets are over! You're married to this car. This vehicle of metal and rubber. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!"

 

[Weaver]

Some kind of car pun.

Like instead of Caroline it's Caroline

 

[Blueruler182]

ILLUSION blue? Cortana.

PS, would have bolded "illusion," but bold's not working for me.

 

[the Dept of Science]

I see: 'I need a name'
I think: For my newborn baby.

I see: 'As of this morning, I am the proud owner of a -'
I think: Newborn baby

I see: 'Mitsubishi Colt'
I think: Damn, disappointed.

"Oh wow honey, that would be a great name, how did you come up with it?"
"Oh, I thought I'd ask a gaming webforum about it"
"..."
"well, anyways, I better put Mastercheif to bed..."

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[Les Awesome]

As of this morning, I am the proud owner of a Mitsubishi Colt. I can't believe I finally have my first ever car! The only problem is...

I haven't got a name for her, and she desperately needs a name.

She's a fairly new CZ1 in Illusion Blue, which is a very pale blue and is a very small (and a little sporty).

She's slightly too girly to be the batmobile, but not NEARLY girly enough to be Mitsy.

So... What do I call her? Any suggestions?

bandamna

 

[Elephant Walker19]

KIP

 

[Berethond]

I thought you were only allowed to name cool classic cars, not... other ones.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

This year: Joy
Next year: Disappointment
The following year: Regret

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

The General Lee.

 

[theriddlen]

Name your car "*****".

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

That Car Your Friends Are Jealous Of Because They Can't Afford It In The State Of Today's Economy Because Their Job Was Not Secure. Or T.C.Y.F.A.J.O.B.T.C.A.I.I.T.S.O.T.E.B.T.J.W.N.S. otherwise Tacyafajob'tcaiitsoteb'tjwins for short.

"Username is already taken."

I'd name your car "Bormann", because not many people name their cars Bormann, or will get where the name came from. Confusion is your friend!

 

[Oz Draconis]

This will start a trend of oddly familiar baby names throughout the world. there will be masterchiefs and Samus' everywhere...mwuhaha!

 

[WaffleGod]

Just call it "Loser cruiser", like I named my first car.

That, or Sarah.

 

[Stone Wera]

As of this morning, I am the proud owner of a Mitsubishi Colt. I can't believe I finally have my first ever car! The only problem is...

I haven't got a name for her, and she desperately needs a name.

She's a fairly new CZ1 in Illusion Blue, which is a very pale blue and is a very small (and a little sporty).

She's slightly too girly to be the batmobile, but not NEARLY girly enough to be Mitsy.

So... What do I call her? Any suggestions?

Name it something tough so it doesn't get picked on at school... Hmm, how about The Kickingyourassmobile?

 

[The_ModeRazor]

The Sword Van, obviously.
Wait, your car is not a van. Dang.

Lemme think... How about G.O.O.H.S ?
First one to guess it doesn't get a cookie, but will feel really smart.
Edit: Ah, screw it, I don't feel like having fun. It's short for "Get Out Of Here Stalker". I thought it was funny... for about five seconds.

 

[ScarletRider]

SHEILA! COME BACK TO ME! I BAKED YOU A MUFFIN!

Seriously, Sheila is a pretty sweet name for a car. Or how about Dulcinea? You should put on the proper spanish accent for that last one, or at least a reasonable fake one.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Michelle and Susan sound good.

if the car was a guy i would have gone for samuel or kain or samuel kain but...

Katie. that sounds nice or kate.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

[HEADING=2]THE ROAD ROCKET![/HEADING]

Or "THE BLUE ROAD ROCKET" if you didn't like the first one.

 

[ARatherHandsomeGent]

Some kind of car pun.

Like instead of Caroline it's Caroline

This is ingenious, I vote for this one.