This never fails to make me smile either
I hope it does the same for you OP.So imaginative, love the magic wand hehe. :3
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This never fails to make me smile either
I hope it does the same for you OP.So imaginative, love the magic wand hehe. :3
Excellent.Shadow flame master said:Daystar Clarion said:CommanderOverlord Daystar, I have returned from the weapons deal with five new mini-mechs that brew their own tea or coffee! Oh, don't worry about the dealer, like you said, he just couldn't resist the "extra payment" you sent. Oh, is this a new recruit? Should I train him on how to use the mini-mech? Well he can have anyone he wants, except the black one with twin energy swords. That one's mine. Mine.
OT: Try this Halo vs COD rap battle, it always make me happy
And remember, Overlord Daystar never lies. NEVER
Good work, and be sure to paint the go-faster stripes on the mechs.
I've decided after that... 'incident', that new recruits aren't yet ready for the mechs.
Oh, well in that case, my grea - Oh, wait just one second! You almost got me, you clever (I have no idea what your gender is), you. But I didn't get to where I am today by handing out pamphlets with my weaknesses plastered inside. I keep that inside my refrigerator, so I don't lose and/or forget it. We evil geniuses has too much on our plates to remember silly little things like that.Daystar Clarion said:As long as you don't find out that my greatest weakness is people telling me their greatest weakness, then I will survive everything you throw at me...That One Six said:Damn it. People always say I talk too much when delivering ultimatums and challenges, but I never listen. I suppose I have no recourse but to withdraw and plot my next move... The shadows are my weapon, good sir, and I doubt you'd even heard of me before this day. One day soon, when you've forgotten again, I shall strike, and we will see who is on top of the telly, then.Daystar Clarion said:There is one secret technique I keep tucked away for just such an occasion...That One Six said:
Yeah...
Now whatcha you gonna do?
Now, if you were to send me some of that Irn Bru I saw in your thread the other day, then we could talk...
ooh ooh! Try the blops 2 trailer if you like seeing COD take the place of Halo. It looks different than the other COD games at least!
Irn Bru eh?...That One Six said:Oh, well in that case, my grea - Oh, wait just one second! You almost got me, you clever (I have no idea what your gender is), you. But I didn't get to where I am today by handing out pamphlets with my weaknesses plastered inside. I keep that inside my refrigerator, so I don't lose and/or forget it. We evil geniuses has too much on our plates to remember silly little things like that.Daystar Clarion said:As long as you don't find out that my greatest weakness is people telling me their greatest weakness, then I will survive everything you throw at me...That One Six said:Damn it. People always say I talk too much when delivering ultimatums and challenges, but I never listen. I suppose I have no recourse but to withdraw and plot my next move... The shadows are my weapon, good sir, and I doubt you'd even heard of me before this day. One day soon, when you've forgotten again, I shall strike, and we will see who is on top of the telly, then.Daystar Clarion said:There is one secret technique I keep tucked away for just such an occasion...That One Six said:
Yeah...
Now whatcha you gonna do?
Now, if you were to send me some of that Irn Bru I saw in your thread the other day, then we could talk...
Here.
Don't worry if it's a bit chewy.
That's completely normal.
Do you want the go faster stripes to be glow in the dark so that they're even faster?Daystar Clarion said:Excellent.Shadow flame master said:Daystar Clarion said:CommanderOverlord Daystar, I have returned from the weapons deal with five new mini-mechs that brew their own tea or coffee! Oh, don't worry about the dealer, like you said, he just couldn't resist the "extra payment" you sent. Oh, is this a new recruit? Should I train him on how to use the mini-mech? Well he can have anyone he wants, except the black one with twin energy swords. That one's mine. Mine.
OT: Try this Halo vs COD rap battle, it always make me happy
And remember, Overlord Daystar never lies. NEVER
Good work, and be sure to paint the go-faster stripes on the mechs.
I've decided after that... 'incident', that new recruits aren't yet ready for the mechs.
Yes!metsplayer1 said:Do you want the go faster stripes to be glow in the dark so that they're even faster?Daystar Clarion said:Excellent.Shadow flame master said:Daystar Clarion said:CommanderOverlord Daystar, I have returned from the weapons deal with five new mini-mechs that brew their own tea or coffee! Oh, don't worry about the dealer, like you said, he just couldn't resist the "extra payment" you sent. Oh, is this a new recruit? Should I train him on how to use the mini-mech? Well he can have anyone he wants, except the black one with twin energy swords. That one's mine. Mine.
OT: Try this Halo vs COD rap battle, it always make me happy
And remember, Overlord Daystar never lies. NEVER
Good work, and be sure to paint the go-faster stripes on the mechs.
I've decided after that... 'incident', that new recruits aren't yet ready for the mechs.
Excellent alterations. Make sure the laser swords make a 'vroom' sound.
It seems less... orange than I remember, but who can I trust if not my newly-made arch-foe? Bottoms up!Daystar Clarion said:Irn Bru eh?...That One Six said:
Here.
Don't worry if it's a bit chewy.
That's completely normal.
...
It does not taste like iron girders or soda. It tastes like overdosage. Is that normal?
Yeah, the numbness in your eyebrows will fade soon enough.That One Six said:It seems less... orange than I remember, but who can I trust if not my newly-made arch-foe? Bottoms up!Daystar Clarion said:Irn Bru eh?...That One Six said:
Here.
Don't worry if it's a bit chewy.
That's completely normal.
...
It does not taste like iron girders or soda. It tastes like overdosage. Is that normal?
You'll also fell that my suggestions are near impossible to disobey, but that's totally normal after drinking 'Irn Bru'.
You know, that makes a whole lot of sense. Your logic, it is infallible. And I never really used my eyebrows for anything other than question looks, so I guess it's not a bad trade-off.Daystar Clarion said:Yeah, the numbness in your eyebrows will fade soon enough.That One Six said:It seems less... orange than I remember, but who can I trust if not my newly-made arch-foe? Bottoms up!Daystar Clarion said:Irn Bru eh?...That One Six said:
Here.
Don't worry if it's a bit chewy.
That's completely normal.
...
It does not taste like iron girders or soda. It tastes like overdosage. Is that normal?
You'll also fell that my suggestions are near impossible to disobey, but that's totally normal after drinking 'Irn Bru'.
Oh, this captcha is so persuasive. It asked me for the law of sines, so here you go, Mr Captcha!
I highly recommend reading these. They're really good for a laugh, and they teach valuable life lessons that may be helpful to you some day.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youre-been-challenged-to-a-duel/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youre-about-to-be-eaten-by-lion/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/greatest-note-ever-left-dented-car/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-satellite-just-hit-your-house/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-still-win-your-ncaa-pool21-people-who-lost-already/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-you-woke-up-with-hangover-alien-space-craft/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youre-been-challenged-to-a-duel/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youre-about-to-be-eaten-by-lion/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/greatest-note-ever-left-dented-car/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-satellite-just-hit-your-house/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-still-win-your-ncaa-pool21-people-who-lost-already/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-you-woke-up-with-hangover-alien-space-craft/
Are you picking a new Padawan Daystar? Perhaps to teach him the derailing arts?Daystar Clarion said:
Are you trying to make him kill himself!?JoesshittyOs said:
Only I can remedy this....
NOT ENOUGH?! THEN TAKE THIS!
Nurse: DOCTOR! We're losing him!
Me: LIVE DAMN YOU!
I won't live forever.NightHawk21 said:
[sub]Yet[/sub]
So I must pass my knowledge onto as many students as possible.