Yes, I'm just about done the immortality potion. Perhaps if you could get MI6 (or whoever keeps sending that English bloke to keep destroying my lair every couple of days) off my back for a while we can work something out.Daystar Clarion said:
Ah yeah, those guys.NightHawk21 said:
So the idea that somewhere in an alternate universe he's an extremely insecure, depressed, neurotic billionaire that deals with his emotional problems by dressing in a bat costume and beating people up is supposed to be comforting???? Daystar you're a weird one.Daystar Clarion said:
Yes, there's a good boy.That One Six said:You know, that makes a whole lot of sense. Your logic, it is infallible. And I never really used my eyebrows for anything other than question looks, so I guess it's not a bad trade-off.Daystar Clarion said:Yeah, the numbness in your eyebrows will fade soon enough.That One Six said:It seems less... orange than I remember, but who can I trust if not my newly-made arch-foe? Bottoms up!Daystar Clarion said:Irn Bru eh?...That One Six said:
Here.
Don't worry if it's a bit chewy.
That's completely normal.
...
It does not taste like iron girders or soda. It tastes like overdosage. Is that normal?
You'll also fell that my suggestions are near impossible to disobey, but that's totally normal after drinking 'Irn Bru'.
Oh, this captcha is so persuasive. It asked me for the law of sines, so here you go, Mr Captcha!
I see absolutely zero flaws in your logic. Ah, if we weren't enemies, we would make such a great world-ruling duo. What a shame. Anyway, I have things to build and people to interrogate, so I'll be seeing you later. I wish you well in your future endeavors. At least, until our paths cross again.Daystar Clarion said:Yes, there's a good boy.That One Six said:You know, that makes a whole lot of sense. Your logic, it is infallible. And I never really used my eyebrows for anything other than question looks, so I guess it's not a bad trade-off.Daystar Clarion said:Yeah, the numbness in your eyebrows will fade soon enough.That One Six said:It seems less... orange than I remember, but who can I trust if not my newly-made arch-foe? Bottoms up!Daystar Clarion said:Irn Bru eh?...That One Six said:
Here.
Don't worry if it's a bit chewy.
That's completely normal.
...
It does not taste like iron girders or soda. It tastes like overdosage. Is that normal?
You'll also fell that my suggestions are near impossible to disobey, but that's totally normal after drinking 'Irn Bru'.
Oh, this captcha is so persuasive. It asked me for the law of sines, so here you go, Mr Captcha!
Also, be sure to make you evil plans painfully obvious, that way, they're sure to surprise me.
I tried that, but he was very rude. He asked me what my plan was and while I was calmly explaining it to him (a host must always be polite), the bastard escaped and blew up my base.Daystar Clarion said:
Yeah, no manners at all.NightHawk21 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
This is why you're head of my R&D department.Shadow flame master said:
I'm sorry sir, but in order for a mech with capabilities like that, I'll have to contact some of my old friends to help. I don't want to lead them to my lab because I broke the brainwashing machine last week wiping the memories of a few special forces soldiers that snuck in, and the new one doesn't come in until next week.Daystar Clarion said:
Dude, seriously, how the hell do you keep doing that?! I swear, Daystar, you post three or four lines of text on every single thread on the Escapist, and each one amazes me in different ways.Daystar Clarion said:
*Information for your eyes only*TheDrunkNinja said:
*click*. . . . .Freakout456 said:*Information for your eyes only*
...the secret
Are you sure you want to know?Seriously, you must be 100% sure.He will kill you if you knowFine what do I care if he kills you.Ok fine, your funeral.
He's a clone; there are hundreds of him. He won't stop until he controls all of the Escapist.
I suppose I should count my blessing than that my entire staff is composed of dumb men, and my only female employees (my secretary and the cliche super assassin I have were on sick leave).Daystar Clarion said:
