I need evil help...

[The Kangaroo]

My friend (let's call him Gav) has left his phone at my house, so naturally, he pays the price and what my friend (AJ) has devised is this, I switch AJ's and Gav's girlfriend around in Gav's phonebook and AJ sent Gav a text breaking up for him for a guy named Luke(made-up), we go in the first school day and start going on about how awesome Luke is ect ect. Do you Escapists have any help for us?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

That's incredibly evil. People I know just waste your credit telling everyone in your contact list to go fuck themselves.

 

[CoverYourHead]

I see no problem. Though a perfect example of high-school psychology, how can a fake person be cool? Silly teenagers.

 

[happysock]

HaHa thats brilliant definatly going to use this one

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

wow. I know evil.
but that's something else.
that's sabotaging relationships.

 

[El Poncho]

That might ruin his relationship, maybe you should think about what will happen in the long run and ow it might ruin his life, are you willing to keep a very depressed man in your house?

 

[The Kangaroo]

that's sabotaging relationships.

Nah, they're rock solid

 

[The Kangaroo]

That might ruin his relationship, maybe you should think about what will happen in the long run and ow it might ruin his life, are you willing to keep a very depressed man in your house?

I'm 15 so...no

 

[ZeroMachine]

I wouldn't. Just do one of the norms, make his phone's language Spanish and set a password or something.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Speaking of being evil..
Any idea how to download malicious software that'll infect the entire school mainframe?
It'd be fun, and I'm tired of their bullcrap.

 

[Ph33nix]

Speaking of being evil..
Any idea how to download malicious software that'll infect the entire school mainframe?
It'd be fun, and I'm tired of their bullcrap.

install it to documents its the loophole in school mainframe defence software

 

[Christemo]

thats a great prank!

 

[mikecoulter]

Seems a little, unneeded and infantile...

 

[syndicated44]

Seems a little, unneeded and infantile...

Agreed this is the kinda stuff that backfires to the next degree.

 

[Skeleon]

My advice is this: Don't be dickheads.

 

[sky14kemea]

Seems a little, unneeded and infantile...

Agreed this is the kinda stuff that backfires to the next degree.

yeah, plus if they decide to get revenge in the traditional sense, as in, try and do a worse prank, then these guys are doooooomed D=

 

[DazZ.]

It's not that bad, as soon as he talks to his girlfriend she'll just say "What you on about I never left you." blah blah everything is hunky dory.

Or he'll ring the number and you will have to pick up. (in which case I advise putting on a bit of a voice and pretend to be Luke.)

Worst that happens you just make your friend depressed for awhile, his girlfriend will see how sad he is and how much he likes her.

He will hate you though, for awhile, but he'll get over it.

would it be evil to release the gas with which they give smell to natural gass in a school?

Not at school, it would be the same essentially as pressing the fire alarm and everyone having to run onto the field, you could be a school hero for about two days.

 

[Neonbob]

...I do not see that as evil.
That is merely a dick move.
Something I would expect my little brother to pull on his "friends."
The only help I'll offer up has already been stated:

Don't be dickheads.

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

Mhu ha ha ha! Quite diabolical!

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I hop you two get hit by cars in a great act of karma.

Karma will come along on his invisible surfboard and will throw kitchen utensils at them!

Sorry, I forgot that you won't understand that.

OT: That's mean. The Devil has a nice seat waiting for you on his lap. Have fun in hell, say Hi for me.