I need evil help...

[Andalusa]

But why would you do that to a friend?
Just because he left his phone at your house doesn't mean you have to be mean to him. If he's been horrible to you, by all means, go ahead. But it's not very nice.

 

[Kiutu]

If you were my friends and did that to me. Good bye. Theres a difference between jokingly mean among friends, and that.

 

[Andalusa]

But why would you do that to a friend?
Just because he left his phone at your house doesn't mean you have to be mean to him. If he's been horrible to you, by all means, go ahead. But it's not very nice.

Because tough love is an important life lesson.

You wouldn't appreciate it if someone did that to you.
Then you'd go ahead and say you wouldn't leave your phone at someone's house for such an opportunity to arise.

 

[barryween]

Wow, you are a major douchebag.
Karma's going to drive his car straight into your face.
I bet you're just jealous Gav HAS a girlfriend and isn't some lonely asshole like you.
But seriously, there's a difference between joking around and being a total ass.
You are doing the second.
Hope you have fun living your whole life like a douche and dieing alone
love,
me ;P

 

[AvsJoe]

Ok. Here is what you do. If you still have the phone, search for "Opie and Anthony" ringtones. Find the one where Jim Norton is screaming "The Jews are Inferior!" or " RING DING DING ANSWER THE PHONE, ****!" and put that ringtone on his phone and then give it back.

Now that is a prank. Or just go with a simple ringtone of people screaming. That was pulled on my brother. Seeing the reactions of the people on the bus was priceless.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

My friend (let's call him Gav) has left his phone at my house, so naturally, he pays the price and what my friend (AJ) has devised is this, I switch AJ's and Gav's girlfriend around in Gav's phonebook and AJ sent Gav a text breaking up for him for a guy named Luke(made-up), we go in the first school day and start going on about how awesome Luke is ect ect. Do you Escapists have any help for us?

The first rule of evil is not to get caught. That's holding up a big sign saying "I did it".

 

[Sejs Cube]

Sounds like you need help getting swift kick in the cock.

 

[drunkenhero32]

Go one better set up a Hotmail account, Facebook Myspace stuff like that. Hell find someone he doesnt know (preferably one who can act like a dick constantly) and get him to pretend to be Luke then you can really start the head fucking process

- Youre welcome

 

[awesomeemosewa]

it's not that good a prank. i would text his girlfriend and break up and change the names in the phoonbook and text him and break up. now thats a prank.^^

 

[Orekoya]

My friend (let's call him Gav) has left his phone at my house, so naturally, he pays the price and what my friend (AJ) has devised is this, I switch AJ's and Gav's girlfriend around in Gav's phonebook and AJ sent Gav a text breaking up for him for a guy named Luke(made-up), we go in the first school day and start going on about how awesome Luke is ect ect. Do you Escapists have any help for us?

That's really mean bro, mmkay. Also the next time he does it add a new contact/phone number and change its ring tone to something loud/obnoxious/sexual and call him on that number when he's got it on him in public places, like school. Saw it in an anime clip on youtube, don't know which one.

 

[Stormz]

That's pretty sad. You're being an ass hole so you obviously don't care about your friend very much.

 

[TheMatt]

That might ruin his relationship, maybe you should think about what will happen in the long run and ow it might ruin his life, are you willing to keep a very depressed man in your house?

They're like 16... who cares? In 2 years it'll be, "dude, remember when I fucked up your thing with Stacey? Yah... I'm fricking hilarious..."

Then you high five.

 

[Grand_Pamplemousse]

Wow, you are a major douchebag.
Karma's going to drive his car straight into your face.
I bet you're just jealous Gav HAS a girlfriend and isn't some lonely asshole like you.
But seriously, there's a difference between joking around and being a total ass.
You are doing the second.
Hope you have fun living your whole life like a douche and dieing alone
love,
me ;P

Wow, a little heavy handed there huh? Also, ending your comment with the love thing is also rather douchbag-ish.

*It's spelt dying.

@thematt, quite, I'm sure he'll get over it and look back and laugh at it. Relationships are never that serious at 16 anyway.

 

[barryween]

Wow, you are a major douchebag.
Karma's going to drive his car straight into your face.
I bet you're just jealous Gav HAS a girlfriend and isn't some lonely asshole like you.
But seriously, there's a difference between joking around and being a total ass.
You are doing the second.
Hope you have fun living your whole life like a douche and dieing alone
love,
me ;P

Wow, a little heavy handed there huh? Also, ending your comment with the love thing is also rather douchbag-ish.

*It's spelt dying.

It was a joke.
It's a mean thing to do but still, I'm not THAT serious about stuff ;D

 

[rokkolpo]

you do know youre gonna lose a friend if u do this?
if he knows you only a little he will find out.(eventually)

 

[The Kangaroo]

Seems a little, unneeded and infantile...

Agreed this is the kinda stuff that backfires to the next degree.

yeah, plus if they decide to get revenge in the traditional sense, as in, try and do a worse prank, then these guys are doooooomed D=

He couldn't think up a cohesive plan of revenge if I paid him

 

[The Kangaroo]

But why would you do that to a friend?
Just because he left his phone at your house doesn't mean you have to be mean to him. If he's been horrible to you, by all means, go ahead. But it's not very nice.

Because tough love is an important life lesson.

You wouldn't appreciate it if someone did that to you.
Then you'd go ahead and say you wouldn't leave your phone at someone's house for such an opportunity to arise.

I wouldn't care because they could never come with a plan nearly as good

 

[The Kangaroo]

Wow, you are a major douchebag.
Karma's going to drive his car straight into your face.
I bet you're just jealous Gav HAS a girlfriend and isn't some lonely asshole like you.
But seriously, there's a difference between joking around and being a total ass.
You are doing the second.
Hope you have fun living your whole life like a douche and dieing alone
love,
me ;P

Why do none of you realise that we're going to own up to it

 

[Kasawd]

Koodos! An excellent deed of mischief. Well thought out, too!

 

[The Kangaroo]

you do know youre gonna lose a friend if u do this?
if he knows you only a little he will find out.(eventually)

We won't, he'll find it hilarious and give us kudos if it works