I need evil help...

[A Weary Exile]

My friend (let's call him Gav) has left his phone at my house, so naturally, he pays the price and what my friend (AJ) has devised is this, I switch AJ's and Gav's girlfriend around in Gav's phonebook and AJ sent Gav a text breaking up for him for a guy named Luke(made-up), we go in the first school day and start going on about how awesome Luke is ect ect. Do you Escapists have any help for us?

*Stands and claps*

 

[paragon1]

Are you sure you'd call Gav your friend? Well, unless he's a remarkably patient, understanding, and forgiving individual, he isn't anymore. In fact, where I'm from, spreading around false rumors about someone to help sabotage their relationship constitutes legitimate grounds for a public ass-kicking. So unless this is something you guys regularly do to each other, I'd watch my back or get out of town. Fast.

 

[CptCamoPants]

Speaking of being evil..
Any idea how to download malicious software that'll infect the entire school mainframe?
It'd be fun, and I'm tired of their bullcrap.

Flash drive

 

[The Kangaroo]

Are you sure you'd call Gav your friend? Well, unless he's a remarkably patient, understanding, and forgiving individual, he isn't anymore. In fact, where I'm from, spreading around false rumors about someone to help sabotage their relationship constitutes legitimate grounds for a public ass-kicking. So unless this is something you guys regularly do to each other, I'd watch my back or get out of town. Fast.

I think he's just thick but yeah, he'll see the funny side

 

[sneak_copter]

Record yourself saying " *teacher name here* is a fucknut!" then set that as his ringtone. Wait until your next lesson with *teacher name here* then text him.

I pulled a very similar prank. The teacher cursed loudly and stormed out of the room (That's state schools for ya!)

 

[barryween]

Wow, you are a major douchebag.
Karma's going to drive his car straight into your face.
I bet you're just jealous Gav HAS a girlfriend and isn't some lonely asshole like you.
But seriously, there's a difference between joking around and being a total ass.
You are doing the second.
Hope you have fun living your whole life like a douche and dieing alone
love,
me ;P

Why do none of you realise that we're going to own up to it

Again, I was joking, it's mean, but whatever.
And if you own up to it it's less mean so... yeah

 

[barryween]

Speaking of being evil..
Any idea how to download malicious software that'll infect the entire school mainframe?
It'd be fun, and I'm tired of their bullcrap.

Flash drive

Yeah but... that's pretty illegal and can get you expelled, can't it?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

That's a bit over the top. Just send a text to his mum telling her he likes bestiality or something instead.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Meh. I have hearrd more evil but it sounds ok.

 

[Toasty]

My advice is this: Don't be dickheads.

yeah. They 'LEFT' their phones there on ACCEDENT. You've just shown yourselves to be untrustworthy.

Amd I dont understand why you are asking for 'help' it sounds like you want us to provide ideas for worse pranks to continue with. When you should really be asking for help as to how you can redeem yourselves in the eye(s of your 'freind' and his girlfriend. To which my answer would be nothing.......you need to learn NOT to do dumbass stuff like that. Try maturity on for size.

 

[rokkolpo]

you do know youre gonna lose a friend if u do this?
if he knows you only a little he will find out.(eventually)

We won't, he'll find it hilarious and give us kudos if it works

really.

then i think youre poll has the wrong name you clearly have NEFARIOUS potential.
p.s. i do not know what nefarious means, it just sounds NEFARIOUS.

edit:someone or something that is infamous for being wicked.
according to wikipedia.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Nah, just set the language to something like Japanese, it'll take him awhile to firgure out which option is language, funny, and it has no serious repercussions aside from him likely punching you.

 

[Jurassic Rob]

Yeah. Stop being such an arse! You say he's your friend! Just too much!