I need help putting something into words...

[CptPanda29]

I can't seem to explain to someone why going on about my apparently do-able sister isn't funny. Just saying "It's not funny, just shut the f*ck up" apparently isn't something, but by that time I'm normally to annoyed to formulate a cohesive argument, and I can't punch someone over the internet, can anyone explain simply why he should can it?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Someone is calling your sister a slut over the internet?

Is there anything easier to ignore than someone over the internet?

 

[delet]

Start going on about his "Do-able" Sister. If no sister, switch to Mom. If that doesn't work, try Dad (Why not?)

Nothing shows another person your side of the argument quicker than literally showing them your side of the argument.

 

[WrongSprite]

Wait till you see him. THEN punch his face in.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Block him. Or say the same about his family members to give him some perspective.

 

[CptPanda29]

Nah I know the guy personally, he's normally all right but once he gets on a topic he doesn't shut up, I'm ignoring until he apologises but I doubt he'll get what he did wrong.

 

[rockytheboxer]

Tell him that she sucks in bed. He'll be too confused/disgusted to carry on.

 

[dsmops2003]

But is he wrong about your sister?

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

Might I suggest getting over it? I may sound harsh, but there are bigger problems going on then someone joking about an attractive sister.

 

[El Poncho]

Tell him if he thinks she is do-able he should go for it. He may think twice, if not then if your sister is do-able I expect him to go down crashing and burning.

OR

Say, to bad your not.

 

[Timotei]

Make him pay. Send him meatspin, goatse, or tubgirl.

However if you are not willing to handle these hazardous materials, you can pretty much just IGNORE him.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Wait till you see him. THEN Kick his face in.

That should do it.
If not, send him to me, I'll kick him in the face and set him on fire.

Nah I know the guy personally

Do it anyways, or at least set his hair on fire.

 

[Earthmonger]

It's just sex. Sex is a very small part of life. If you're more than a little uncomfortable about someone sizing up your sister, I'd look inward to define the reason why you're uncomfortable with it. The guy(s) hungry for her is just behaving in a manner natural to all males.

 

[Thyunda]

I did that for a while to my mate. Ok, that's a lie. I made ONE comment. he got his revenge by telling her about it.
She said I would have a chance.

Double kill.

 

[Jark212]

Tell him plainly, if he touches your sister your going to nuder him with a rusty steak knife. Works every time...

 

[DazZ.]

Does that mean he finds you attractive? Could play off that for awhile but it's easily countered.

Tell him that she sucks in bed. He'll be too confused/disgusted to carry on.

I like this answer the most, but I won't elaborate on it because I'll take it too far.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Well I had your name I'd say something like "CptPanda says shut the fuck up!". Mainly because that is such a kickass name.


Failing that just say "Dude, she's my sister, if you're going to go on about her don't say it to me because it's not like I'm gunna get you in with her"

 

[DemonicVixen]

Start going on about his "Do-able" Sister. If no sister, switch to Mom. If that doesn't work, try Dad (Why not?)

Nothing shows another person your side of the argument quicker than literally showing them your side of the argument.

this then

Tell him that she sucks in bed. He'll be too confused/disgusted to carry on.

then finally

Wait till you see him. THEN punch his face in.

After all that, block him, keep your sister away and ignore him. If he continues being a prick, proceed to not only punch him but remove his nuts else just kick them with steel cap boots, then comment on how your sister can't be "do able" with when he has nothing to do her with (or just don't say anything). I personally would also smash his face off a brick wall, lie it on the ground and stand on it... but thats just me if anyone said that either about me or someone close to me, its not advisable.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Someone is calling your sister a slut over the internet?

Is there anything easier to ignore than someone over the internet?

Someone directly infront of you

You'd be suprised