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IceStar100

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My fellow escapist..escapee...let stick with escapist.

My fellow escapist I come to you in my time of need. I am addicted to legend of the seeker.
http://www.hulu.com/videos/search?query=Legend+of+the+Seeker

I know it bad. It so bad it's good so to speak. I hope for what ever left of my soul I am just starved for a good sword and sorcery flick that this will do. Please help me are tell me it not that bad. I'll be in the corner in the fetal position crying.
 

Clashero

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Really, man. Lord of the Rings. It's pretty underground but if you can manage to find a store that carries it, you'll probably have a really good experience. It's based on some obscure books no one has ever read, made by some Jack Robert Tolkson or something.
 

Kogarian

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Yeah, I been meaning to watch that...but I'm so freaking lazy I can't even sit still long enough to wach Hulu anymore.
 

Kogarian

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Clashero said:
Really, man. Lord of the Rings. It's pretty underground but if you can manage to find a store that carries it, you'll probably have a really good experience. It's based on some obscure books no one has ever read, made by some Jack Robert Tolkson or something.
Yeah, but there's almost no chance he'll find it. No one carries it. And most people I know never even heard of it. I'm surprised anyone here even mentioned it.
 

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I deeply apologize for your lost time. I actually kind of liked the first book, until a little while before the end. Although there was some parts of good and evil being subjective that me laugh when we were finally introduced to the villain. Never actually saw the show though. That would help a pompous ass get more money than he deserves considering how much of a hack he really is.
 

IceStar100

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Still The blonde torture chick is smoking hot. It her fault I'm addicit. Why is it when men are evil they come off looking like jack asses. Yet evil women come off as hot misstress types. Speaking of which if any of the women here would like to beat me whil.e wearing red skin tight leather give me a call.
 

Clashero

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Kogarian said:
Clashero said:
Really, man. Lord of the Rings. It's pretty underground but if you can manage to find a store that carries it, you'll probably have a really good experience. It's based on some obscure books no one has ever read, made by some Jack Robert Tolkson or something.
Yeah, but there's almost no chance he'll find it. No one carries it. And most people I know never even heard of it. I'm surprised anyone here even mentioned it.
Ah, a fellow Tolkson reader! Small world, huh? Surely there must be others out there in the internet like us.
 

Kogarian

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Clashero said:
Ah, a fellow Tolkson reader! Small world, huh? Surely there must be others out there in the internet like us.
Alas, my friend. We are few and far between.
 

Clashero

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Kogarian said:
Clashero said:
Ah, a fellow Tolkson reader! Small world, huh? Surely there must be others out there in the internet like us.
Alas, my friend. We are few and far between.
Surely we must found a LoTR fanclub. Think of it, the FIRST ever LoTR fanclub! We could also have a Wikia! Think of the possibilities. Valinor is the limit!
 

Kogarian

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Clashero said:
Kogarian said:
Clashero said:
Ah, a fellow Tolkson reader! Small world, huh? Surely there must be others out there in the internet like us.
Alas, my friend. We are few and far between.
Surely we must found a LoTR fanclub. Think of it, the FIRST ever LoTR fanclub! We could also have a Wikia! Think of the possibilities. Valinor is the limit!
My god, brilliant! Who knows, maybe if we get enough fans together we could lobby a director to make 'The Hobbit'. I just hope this movie would get more publicity and money than the trilogy.
 

Clashero

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Kogarian said:
Clashero said:
Kogarian said:
Clashero said:
Ah, a fellow Tolkson reader! Small world, huh? Surely there must be others out there in the internet like us.
Alas, my friend. We are few and far between.
Surely we must found a LoTR fanclub. Think of it, the FIRST ever LoTR fanclub! We could also have a Wikia! Think of the possibilities. Valinor is the limit!
My god, brilliant! Who knows, maybe if we get enough fans together we could lobby a director to make 'The Hobbit'. I just hope this movie would get more publicity and money than the trilogy.
That'd be just lovely. I hated the cast for the trilogy. I mean, come ON, who has even HEARD about this Liv Tyler? Don't get me started on that McKellen guy, he sounds like Stephen Hawking on crack. Probably one of the producers' friend or something.
I'd very much like Michael Bay to direct the Hobbit. The barrel escape scene needed more random explosions.
 

Kogarian

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Clashero said:
That'd be just lovely. I hated the cast for the trilogy. I mean, come ON, who has even HEARD about this Liv Tyler? Don't get me started on that McKellen guy, he sounds like Stephen Hawking on crack. Probably one of the producers' friend or something.
I'd very much like Michael Bay to direct the Hobbit. The barrel escape scene needed more random explosions.
Don't forgot the worgs and the death of the dragon. If those things aren't being blown up like miniature H-bombs, I aint interested.
 

Clashero

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Kogarian said:
Clashero said:
That'd be just lovely. I hated the cast for the trilogy. I mean, come ON, who has even HEARD about this Liv Tyler? Don't get me started on that McKellen guy, he sounds like Stephen Hawking on crack. Probably one of the producers' friend or something.
I'd very much like Michael Bay to direct the Hobbit. The barrel escape scene needed more random explosions.
Don't forgot the worgs and the death of the dragon. If those things aren't being blown up like miniature H-bombs, I aint interested.
I think Keanu Reeves should play Thorin. And let's please get Vin Diesel to play Bard the Bowman! Lake-Town cannot be saved by anything other than exploding arrows.
 

Kogarian

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Clashero said:
Kogarian said:
Clashero said:
That'd be just lovely. I hated the cast for the trilogy. I mean, come ON, who has even HEARD about this Liv Tyler? Don't get me started on that McKellen guy, he sounds like Stephen Hawking on crack. Probably one of the producers' friend or something.
I'd very much like Michael Bay to direct the Hobbit. The barrel escape scene needed more random explosions.
Don't forgot the worgs and the death of the dragon. If those things aren't being blown up like miniature H-bombs, I aint interested.
I think Keanu Reeves should play Thorin. And let's please get Vin Diesel to play Bard the Bowman! Lake-Town cannot be saved by anything other than exploding arrows.
That gives me an idea, friend. We must add cars and Uzis if we really want this to work! And Tweaty should play the role of the bird that whispers to Bard. That way even children would love it.