I need some help this Christmas.

[Paddy the Second]

Me and my friends have a long history of giving each other terrible presents; cauliflower, catfood, pieces of paper with abuse written on them. Anyway, one of my friends hates anime, and he hates me for liking it. I am going to buy him some anime. I want some suggestions, but it needs to be the most awfully "kawaii" otaku attracting Japanhater baiting anime possible. Preferably with a long incomprehensible title and a million episodes. But it also needs to be available cheaply and easily in the UK. I look forward to your suggestions.

 

[lRookiel]

POKEMON! xD

OT: probably something like naruto, I think it has alot of episodes, I dont watch it btw so I'm not entirely certain...

 

[Paddy the Second]

Naruto isn't nearly kawaii enough.

 

[D Moness]

well i know a few really girly series, the problem is the titles are a bit older so availability might be an issue.

Super Gals.
Fancy lala
tiny snowfairy sugar

 

[RikuoAmero]

I would suggest either KissXSis or Kodomo no Jikan, although neither has a lot of episodes.
KissXSis - "Kawaii" series about a teenage boy whose stepsisters are in love with him and want to do all sorts of things with him.
Kodomo is about a rookie male teacher who teaches 8 year olds. One of the girls in his class falls in love with him and is surprisingly sexually knowledgeable for her age (thankfully the series doesn't show any sexual scenes between the two, just embarassing close contact scenes).
Both series are well liked by otaku, although if you were to walk up to an otaku in the street and ask him/her, they'd deny it (after all, the series are about incest/man-child love). Although neither of these series is available in the UK, you can find download links online easily enough.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Thank guys, I'll look those up.

 

[Jazoni89]

Buy a Lucky Star boxset, and then watch him squirm.

 

[DrRockor]

you could probably give him some yaoi. I don't know any but it's really easy to stumble across it on ebay and amazon.

edit: i think bleach has like 300 episodes and its pritty good could convert him

 

[Dimitriov]

Not so many episodes, but maybe something like Azumanga Daioh?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Love Hina or Negima!.

Both of those are essentially softcore hentai about a guy being in a certain situation which means that he lives with lots of girls and the hilarity that ensues. Though Negima! also has the guy as a ten year old wizard.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Buy a Lucky Star boxset, and then watch him squirm.

I'm getting one of my other friends Lucky Star. Because he likes it.

 

[Worgen]

Hetalia definitely hetalia.

 

[SckizoBoy]

How's about Pani Pony Dash?

Worse yet (as far as your friend's concerned): Ichigo Mashimaro... s'bout... actually, in the words of all the reviewers that I've heard review it: "it's an anime in which cute girls do cute things in cute ways"... *shrug*

 

[WarDialler]

Love Hina was awesome!
Break his mind and get him URUTSUKIDOJI LEGEND OF THE OVERFIEND!

 

[Stealthygamer]

Elfen Lied

It revolves around the interactions, views, emotions, and differences between human beings and the Diclonii, a mutant species similar to humans in build but distinguishable by two horns on their heads and "vectors," transparent telekinetically controlled arms that have the power to manipulate and cut objects within their reach. The series is centered on the teenage Diclonius girl "Lucy" who was rejected by human beings and subsequently wants revenge.

Thanks wikipedia