I need some ideas for a title...

[Fniff]

Depends...

Does he sparkle?

No!

GOD NOOOOOOOOO!

I think that would make a good punishment for vampires in the verse. Sparkling. Dear god, It's a fate worse then death!

 

[Jekken6]

Depends...

Does he sparkle?

No!

GOD NOOOOOOOOO!

I think that would make a good punishment for vampires in the verse. Sparkling. Dear god, It's a fate worse then death!

Do you know why it's worse than death? Because the sparkly vamps will constantly get the shit kicked out of them for being fags.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Depends...

Does he sparkle?

No!

GOD NOOOOOOOOO!

I think that would make a good punishment for vampires in the verse. Sparkling. Dear god, It's a fate worse then death!

You should make on of the Vampires in your book sparkle, and have them be the first to die.

 

[busterkeatonrules]

Many good suggestions here (and even more terrible but insanely funny ones), but I still agree with those who recommend that you write the book first and THEN think of a title.

That will give you more freedom AND more time to think of something good!

EDIT: Sounds like it's going to be a good story, though! Could you please let us know when it hits the market?

 

[Just Pman]

Macho Muchacho Monkey Man

 

[Stevanchez]

"Another Shitty Vampire Book".

Hey!

At least it isn't about a vampire having sex with EVERY GIRL IN SIGHT.

As long as they're REAL vampires and not whatever the hell those gay things are in Twilight.
And Blood-Drive sounds the best.