I need some silly villains

[CODE-D]

Im making a small comic and wanted to see if youd throw some ideas my way of silly enemies.
Such as the first one called The Punsler, who fights and gets stronger by making worse and worse puns.
so you got any?

Also you can make parodies of already existing villain/heroes.

ex
Venom = Black poison or The Toxic Space Goo

Shocker = Tazer

Joker = Heckler

Poison Ivy = Prof. Poison Oak

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Captain Hindsight comes to mind.

Although, he's already been used...

And isn't a villain...

I'm terrible at this...

 

[Instant K4rma]

A scrawny, 6'4 140lb man in a trench coat that shoots flaming ball-point pens out of his palms, but can only do so on Thursday nights. His catch phrase could be "The pen is mightier!"

A dwarf that can turn his hair into razor-edged dreadlocks, which he then headbangs with, using his flailing blade-hair as a lethal weapon. The Rasta-razor?

That's about all you're getting from me. Can't come up with anything else on the spot.

 

[Jonluw]

Mr. Comfort zone.

He beats his enemies by standing uncomfortably close to them while talking, weirding them out and making them lose their will to fight.

 

[Terminate421]

Milk woman.

She uses her giant jugs, of milk, to beat people to death.

That was horribly sexist.

 

[kingofkumquats]

The Human Man. There is absolutely nothing special about him. And that makess him angry.

 

[CODE-D]

The Human Man. There is absolutely nothing special about him. And that makess him angry.

Or Hue Man
He slightly distorts colors of things but makes them agitating to look at for an extended time.

 

[Redd the Sock]

The Walrus: a man with the proportionate strength speed and sgility of a walrus. His main tactic is to tell people his powers and hit them while they're laughing.

And that's really from a spider-man comic.

 

[PinkiePyro]

ANNOYING MAN!
with the power to be irritating

 

[thebakedpotato]

Comrade Carrot Stick...
A former soviet super villain whose mission was to inject mind control chemicals into the carrot sticks of the school lunches of America; turning them red.

He was accidentally frozen in a Siberian avalanche and wakes up in modern day to fulfill his convoluted Russian plan.

 

[mammothbroncho]

An evil villian thats power is to turn himself into an explodingpotatoe
A cow that is also an evil shadow ninja
A flying spaghetti monster
Satan
Thats all I got

 

[MarlonBlazed]

Nips, the man with the pepperoni nipples, his special power is going shirtless.

 

[Kolby Jack]

The Personal Space Invaders! Aliens from beyond the stars who come to Earth to just... get REALLY, just... WAY too close, man, back off! They also have bad breath. Not toxic-bad, just smelly bad. And they're mouth-breathers.

 

[lord.jeff]

Hummer, he's a werehummingbird, his were form causes him to shrink making him look like a feathery midget when he changes but he still has the speed of a hummingbird so he can punch your testies a dozen times per second.

 

[soren7550]

There can only be one!

THE TICKLER!

 

[SlaveNumber23]

The Eclipse - During a solar eclipse he becomes incredibly powerful and invincible and destroys everything in his path. When its not an eclipse, hes just a normal guy though. He wants to create a giant moon to block out the sun forever. Does need a better name though.

The Humiliator - Has the power to make people tell their most embarrassing secrets, he records them and immediately uploads the video to Youtube and pays Youtube to make the video featured.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

An evil mastermind whose plots consist of trying to make every day of someone's life awful in really petty ways. Car takes a long time to start, boss is angry today, loud music from neighbors, etc.

I would read that comic. I really have nothing to contribute, I just wanted to say that

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Well, he was created as a spoof of a certain type of action hero, but I suppose he could be a villain as well....

Spoiler: His name...Is JACK CARFIST.

Jack Carfist is a renegade cop who doesn't play by the rules. [small]And also he has cars for fists.[/small] This classic action hero's exploits are so manly, they can't be contained in less then 28 films on 85 DVDs, including but not limited to:
Carfist: The Saga Begins
Carfist 2: The Fisting
Carfist 3: Revenge of the Fist
Carfist 5: Live Free of Fist Hard
Carfist 8: The Redemptioning
Carfist 12: Passion of the Fist
Carfist 18: Schindler's Fist
Carfist 18: Part Dos: Requiem for a Fist
Carfist Millennium: The Final Fisting
and last but not least,
Disney Pixar's Carfist: Fisting Nemo.

SERGEANT MC KRAKEN: Dammnit, Carfist! You crushed another criminal to death while arresting him! You have the highest number of accidental killings in the entire precinct! This is unacceptable!

CARFIST: Sorry Sarge, but justice doesn't shake hands.

MC KRAKEN: What does that even mean?

CARFIST: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fist some criminals.

MC KRAKEN: [stares at CARFIST with disgust and horror]

CARFIST: [oblivious to MC KRAKEN] ....And by that I mean I'm going to arrest them.

MC KRAKEN: Oh, thank god.

CARFIST: Um...My massive car-fists are stuck in the door.
[HEADING=3]CARFIST![/HEADING]

JUSTICE IS ABOUT TO BE FISTED

Don't ask. Long story. Inside joke. Weather balloons and swamp gas. Shut up.

 

[Keoul]

The Troll
Constantly spouting memes and internet acronyms which will drive the protagonist insane.

 

[Smeatza]

The Sperminator