I need to be cheered up, please help

[darthotaku]

I'm sick, broken up with, and may be in a bout of clinical depression. I need stuff to make me laugh.
I don't care if it's jokes, videos or humorous stories, laughter is the best medicine so I'm asking

heal plz

 

[Valkyira]

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Consider yourself cured.

 

[EmzOLV]

Why did the little girl fall of the swing?

She had no arms.

Consider yourself cured.

Surely your avatar is enough to get a case of the giggles...
Man, it freaks me out but amuses me endlessly...

Need cheering up? Hmm. Well I did something terribly... well... mean the other day. But it was deserved.
I was sat on the train minding my own business and was getting really involved in my iphone game (haha), which I must have been holding relatively high, when this girl sat opposite me jabbed me with her finger and went "ARE YOU STARING AT MY BOYFRIEND? ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH HIM?!!"

To which I just looked straight up at her in disbelief, looked at her poor, unfortunate boyfriend and burst into hysterics, before uttering "Haha, you MUST be joking"

They sat looking sheepish the rest of the way home, and I continued to beat my scores on my game with a big grin. Stupid...

Anyway, stuff like that makes me smile. Perhaps her stupid idiotic behaviour and my cynical evil retort will make you smile ^^

 

[annilator666]

Two men are fishing on a riverbank when they see a funeral procession passing by. One of the men stands up, takes off his hat, and bows.
"That was a very nice thing to do," says the second man.
"Well," sniffles the first, "we were married for 25 years."

 

[Exterminas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0

This is funny! Fahrvergnügen!

 

[DarksideFlame]

Well, I've got something that prolly will cheer ya up like any of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJg2pkG4BN8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR_vJKv8dwY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymMYuH6iQJ0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeLp9PUjxq4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46GXQ2fTFzo

I have never seen anyone still being depressed after watching these vids

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

A STORYYY

Maha, that gave me a giggle, bless<3.

OHTEA: Goddamn it, I have a loaf of awesome vids on my Laptop's favourites. Bleh...
(see, my fail of writing 'loaf' instead of 'load' made me snigger. Ahdear).

Well, here's something that made me rofl recently:

Ahdear.
If I remember any other stuff, I'll get back to you lad.
Hope you're gonna be alright:]

 

[Tartarga]

I defy anyone to watch this and not laugh, or at the very least be amused.

Spoiler

 

[Illesdan]

Mr. Safety makes me smile.


Mr. Bean classic.

 

[BENZOOKA]

DJ, snip that beat.

Brilliant! I like your style, goat.

With the theme of education, I will post videos that are not only endlessly entertaining, but also educational!

<spoiler=How to throw mettwursts ((certain kind of) sausage slices) on the floor>
<spoiler=How to take water from a faucet>
<spoiler=How to print a potato>
<spoiler=How to put enough mustard on a phone to make it fall>
<spoiler=And this is quite a self-explanatory baking tip>

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

I'm sick, broken up with, and may be in a bout of clinical depression. I need stuff to make me laugh.
I don't care if it's jokes, videos or humorous stories, laughter is the best medicine so I'm asking

heal plz

Look up disco viking.

I will also let you play with my dolphin (don't worry, it won't rape you)

 

[Rayne870]

I'm sick, broken up with, and may be in a bout of clinical depression. I need stuff to make me laugh.
I don't care if it's jokes, videos or humorous stories, laughter is the best medicine so I'm asking

heal plz

Look up disco viking.

I will also let you play with my dolphin (don't worry, it won't rape you)

Disco viking? You mean techno viking is not alone in the dance craze?

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

I'm sick, broken up with, and may be in a bout of clinical depression. I need stuff to make me laugh.
I don't care if it's jokes, videos or humorous stories, laughter is the best medicine so I'm asking

heal plz

Look up disco viking.

I will also let you play with my dolphin (don't worry, it won't rape you)

Disco viking? You mean techno viking is not alone in the dance craze?

I looked it up And I relized there the same thing, except they put disco music to it

 

[Rayne870]

I'm sick, broken up with, and may be in a bout of clinical depression. I need stuff to make me laugh.
I don't care if it's jokes, videos or humorous stories, laughter is the best medicine so I'm asking

heal plz

Look up disco viking.

I will also let you play with my dolphin (don't worry, it won't rape you)

Disco viking? You mean techno viking is not alone in the dance craze?

I looked it up And I relized there the same thing, except they put disco music to it

I'll have to check that out, I guess I should provide something for the OP

always makes me laugh and this is a little newer but made me laugh so hard

 

[geezah91]

3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "

Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."

Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"

 

[Headsprouter]

Somebody told me they found this funny, so:

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him: ''Why the long face?''

The horse says: ''My mum died.''

 

[Wharrgarble]

...Do you like cats? I always find this amusing.


Also, this show always cheers me up. It's always funny to watch people having a worse day.

 

[P0RTAL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d_JmZvj6I0

uh. hopefully that link works. if not, look up Best of Failblog on internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw

Ninja cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XID_W4neJo

amazing Maru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw3eYsnl31c

Axis of Awesome. 4 chords song

 

[darthotaku]

I'm sick, broken up with, and may be in a bout of clinical depression. I need stuff to make me laugh.
I don't care if it's jokes, videos or humorous stories, laughter is the best medicine so I'm asking

heal plz

Look up disco viking.

I will also let you play with my dolphin (don't worry, it won't rape you)

I appreciate your dolphin offer, but after this one time at band camp I don't trust anyone who tells me I won't be raped.

 

[Zanakanishi]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/35376837@N03/sets/72157614827066385/

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