I need your help... Making my head work... again.

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

HI!
As some of you may know, I am distressed on the topic of females...
Well, this girl I have liked for a really really really long time has just become single.
I am planing to ask her out in a couple weeks, but I am not sure if I should, or how I should do it, or what I should say, or why I am asking you these questions, or why I went to taco bell with my cousin and his retarded friends and almost got hit by moar retarded friends of his retarded friends which left me in a parking lot for 2 hours while when I got back to the location I was going to ask her out at someone else got their slightyly before I did, AND I AM CONFUSED. (this is just a fraction of why's and how's and questions that go through my head each night.)
JUST HELP ME.
Seriously, of all 6 of my attemps
1- I managed to ask her, but she already had a boyfriend
1- I danced with her, but I was suggested by my friend not to ask her. the next day another one of my friends informed me she was dating someone else
1- I was to late
3- I couldn't push myself to do it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Now it is my 7th attempt (Lucky number seven, amirite bungi?)
If I can't do it this time, I'm just going to try to move on... I think.
SOMEONE JUST HELP MEH.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Just to clarify, this isn't the first time I have come to the escapist for help on this same topic...

 

[TeeBs]

You have two options
Don't ask her, and continue to make these mistakes.
Or ask her, and no matter what the out come you stop making the mistake of not doing it.

 

[Knusper]

Man up your pride and go for it. Don't think about any negative consequences, just do it before you tell yourself you can't do it.

Should work theoretically, I haven't (and don't need to) put it to the test.

 

[Blue_vision]

You have two options
Don't ask her, and continue to make these mistakes.
Or ask her, and no matter what the out come you stop making the mistake of not doing it.

Basically this. Just do it.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

You sure she's ready for another relationship?

I'd say man up and go for it, whats the worst that could happen?

Personally i think relationships are overrated, but thats just because ive had my heart broken, oh poor me.

But if your sure its what you want, and if she is ready for it, what dyou have to lose?

 

[Imp Poster]

well let's see if we can make an "educated" guess by some responses.
1) Does she know you exist? If yes, go to #2
2) Does she talk to you about anything and everything? If yes, go to #3
3) Is she comfortable being around you? If yes, go to #4
4) Have you conveyed that you like her without telling her you like her? (you know compliments right?) If yes, go to #4
5) Has she backed away from you or changed negatively or responded negatively to you after doing #4? If NO, then go for it, If YES, don't ask.

 

[sdafdfhrye3245]

I personally have never been interested in relations. I just straight up don't enjoy that kinda stuff. That being said many people come to me for relationship help for some reason so I will just say your best option. Just do it! Worst case scenario? She is so appalled by your request she "kills" you on the spot. Best case scenario? She says yes and you never need to come back here for advice ever again.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

You sure she's ready for another relationship?

I'd say man up and go for it, whats the worst that could happen?

Personally i think relationships are overrated, but thats just because ive had my heart broken, oh poor me.

But if your sure its what you want, and if she is ready for it, what dyou have to lose?

thus is why I am wating 2and 1/2 weeks to ask.

 

[Siuki]

Are you friends with her? If so, just ask her. You might want to wait a bit so that the recent break-up doesn't interfere with her judgement.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

well let's see if we can make an "educated" guess by some responses.
1) Does she know you exist? If yes, go to #2
2) Does she talk to you about anything and everything? If yes, go to #3
3) Is she comfortable being around you? If yes, go to #4
4) Have you conveyed that you like her without telling her you like her? (you know compliments right?) If yes, go to #4
5) Has she backed away from you or changed negatively or responded negatively to you after doing #4? If NO, then go for it, If YES, don't ask.

1. yes
2. I am a bit iffy, we talk a bit, but not about everything
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. no
SO I SHULD?

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Are you friends with her? If so, just ask her. You might want to wait a bit so that the recent break-up doesn't interfere with her judgement.

I am friends with her. I am waiting a bit to ask her, just in case.

 

[Imp Poster]

well let's see if we can make an "educated" guess by some responses.
1) Does she know you exist? If yes, go to #2
2) Does she talk to you about anything and everything? If yes, go to #3
3) Is she comfortable being around you? If yes, go to #4
4) Have you conveyed that you like her without telling her you like her? (you know compliments right?) If yes, go to #4
5) Has she backed away from you or changed negatively or responded negatively to you after doing #4? If NO, then go for it, If YES, don't ask.

1. yes
2. I am a bit iffy, we talk a bit, but not about everything
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. no
SO I SHULD?

I would, but it's no guarantee. Girls are not stupid though. They should know you like them as long as you are clear without saying it. The more you inject signs that you like them, the more they should respond negatively or positively about it. In the end, some girls may say no because they just don't want to even though they are giving good signs just to be "nice" or the reverse, they like the chase. In the end, it is just an "educated" guess. Good thing is, it is your power to ask any girl you want.

Don't wait too long, someone else might ask her first.

 

[ShadowDude112]

I asked a girl out on Friday. I just told myself I could do it and also told myself to not be a pussy. There you go. Hope that helps.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

YAY FOR CONFUSION!

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Why should any of us care? If you want to pursue a pointless relationship, then do it. Stop whining about it here!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Listen to Eye of the Tiger and ask her out. If she says no, then move on and don't let it get you down. Remember: if she says no, she's a ***** and a lesbian.

 

[Skorpyo]

Perhaps a little slap upside the head, courtesy of Subnormality?

Spoiler: You may have to zoom in to see it, but the message is staggeringly clear.

 

[LightningBanks]

Perhaps a little slap upside the head, courtesy of Subnormality?

Spoiler: You may have to zoom in to see it, but the message is staggeringly clear.

This is me, except I asked too late and got pretty much both negatives, ahh well.

 

[BonsaiK]

HI!
As some of you may know, I am distressed on the topic of females...
Well, this girl I have liked for a really really really long time has just become single.
I am planing to ask her out in a couple weeks, but I am not sure if I should, or how I should do it, or what I should say, or why I am asking you these questions, or why I went to taco bell with my cousin and his retarded friends and almost got hit by moar retarded friends of his retarded friends which left me in a parking lot for 2 hours while when I got back to the location I was going to ask her out at someone else got their slightyly before I did, AND I AM CONFUSED. (this is just a fraction of why's and how's and questions that go through my head each night.)
JUST HELP ME.
Seriously, of all 6 of my attemps
1- I managed to ask her, but she already had a boyfriend
1- I danced with her, but I was suggested by my friend not to ask her. the next day another one of my friends informed me she was dating someone else
1- I was to late
3- I couldn't push myself to do it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Now it is my 7th attempt (Lucky number seven, amirite bungi?)
If I can't do it this time, I'm just going to try to move on... I think.
SOMEONE JUST HELP MEH.

You already have a thread on this exact same topic, to which I responded.