I QUIT!

[Gindil]

Linkage [http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2010/08/09/fed-up-flight-attendant-pops-planes-emergency-chute-at-jfk-slides-away/?mod=e2tw]

A jetBlue flight attendant upset because a passenger refused to apologize after accidentally striking him with luggage, allegedly spewed obscenities over the PA system, then activated and slid down a plane?s emergency chute before disappearing into a terminal at John F. Kennedy airport Monday, an airport official said.

Slater is alleged to have then activated the plane?s inflatable emergency slide, grabbed two beers from the galley, then slid down the chute, the official said.

Wait, it gets better...

Linkage [http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local-beat/Airline-Steward-at-JFK-Pulls-Emergency-Chute-Flies-Coop-100286494.html]

Police sources said that when authorities found Slater he seemed to be in the midst [of] having sexual relations.

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I can not stop laughing. That has to be one of the best ways to quit a job that I've ever seen.

 

[Timotei]

This person is a hero to all who all who hate their jobs.

I'd like to petition a statue be made of them at once.

 

[Jark212]

Now that's one hell of an exit, and after party...

Too bad he got arrested...

 

[Melgrath]

Now that's one hell of an exit, and after party...

Too bad he got arrested...

I would have to guess after doing all of the things he did, the arrest was worth it in his eyes.

 

[Fenring]

What a great week for airlines, the Lufthansa pillow fight thing is great too. link

 

[Dxz5roxg]

He is my hero. All that is totally worth getting arrested.

 

[grimsprice]

AWESOME.

Some men are just more than others. This is a mans man.

This person is a hero to all who all who hate their jobs.

I'd like to petition a statue be made of them at once.

I would sign the shit out of this petition.

 

[Unrulyhandbag]

Just awesome; enough to make sure you won't get the job back while only causing mild inconvenience.

then they file all those charges.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I can not stop laughing. That has to be one of the best ways to quit a job that I've ever seen.

Another good way to quit your job is this:

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Fuck you guys, I'm going to get drunk and have sex with someone, screw you, employer!"

 

[Choppaduel]

That is so refreshing.
This thread made my day. Thanks for sharing the story.

 

[tzimize]

A picture says more than a thousand words. Right now a picture of me would look about so:

 

[Glamorgan]

He is being charged with 2nd-and 4th-degree criminal mischief, 1st- and 2nd-degree reckless endangerment and criminal trespass in the 3rd degree, according to a spokeswoman for Queens DA Richard Brown. Slater faces up to 7 years in prison if convicted.
I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe this guy will get charged. He quit his job in a freaking epic way, and he had a good reason to do it. I will be forced to kill someone if this guy is imprisoned.

 

[Gindil]

I can not stop laughing. That has to be one of the best ways to quit a job that I've ever seen.

Another good way to quit your job is this:

Damn, not quite as epic, but this is still good. I may have to look up the guy with glasses and see if he has other vids.

 

[NorthernTrooper]

Sounds like the best kind of way to quit.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Damn, not quite as epic, but this is still good. I may have to look up the guy with glasses and see if he has other vids.

IF he has other vids? He has his own website [www.thatguywiththeglasses.com]!

here's a vid to go with that link

Spoiler

 

[Furious Styles]

The passengers also refused to follow instructions, before, as you said, hitting him with their luggage and swearing at him.

They're lucky that was all he did, what a legend.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

That is a good way how to quit, using the emergency gear, stealing food, then sex.

I want to be a pilot just so I could quit it.

 

[tomtom94]

The passenger was a colossal moron. It'll be a shame if the passenger cleared immigration cause that would mean he's allowed to function in society.

Nevertheless, kudos must go to the steward for originality.

 

[silver wolf009]

That was epic but it would've been better if he had parachuted at 15000 feet. Awesome none the less.