I QUIT!

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LongAndShort

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May 11, 2009
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Christ, now when I make my exit from my job, I know what standard I have to beat.

I like a challenge.
 

Cabisco

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May 7, 2009
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It will be very hard, but I want to be able to beat the epic way this man left his job. The guy is a hero for everyone who ever hated their job.
 

Chechosaurus

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Jul 20, 2008
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What a legend. Much better than the way I quit one of my jobs during my gap year which went as thus....
"Can you work tomorrow?"
"No sorry, I'm spending all day in my dressing gown because I quit. Bye now"

Good on the fellow though. Why wouldn't you apologise for hitting someone with your luggage? Especially if it's someone whom you might have to rely on to save your life when the plan sets on fire and starts crashing into a mountain.
 

latenightapplepie

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Nov 9, 2008
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Excellent. I almost want to have a job so horrible that I can justify to myself quitting in a brilliantly dramatic fashion like this guy did.

Almost.
 

Shoggoth2588

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Aug 31, 2009
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That is the best way to quit ever! Cracked needs to add that to their next list of ____ things ever...right now
 

Korolev

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I don't fault the guy for quitting his job in such style, but it wasn't exactly wise. Brave to be sure, but this is going to follow him for a good while yet. Not only is the improper use of airplane emergency equipment (such as emergency chutes) illegal and punishable by a VERY hefty fine, but he's essentially locked himself out of any future job in any airline in the US, and indeed, in most nations. If anyone calls to check his references, they'll know about this incident.

If you are an employer, regardless of what industry you are in, you will think twice about hiring this guy. The only hope is for this guy to exploit his bravado and try to get a gig as an "EXTREME" radio/television personality. Or he could try to write a book about this experience and the stress of working as an airline steward.

I dunno - I bet he's going to regret doing this. It's one thing to say "stuff you" to a boss - but another thing entirely to delay a flight, use aircraft equipment improperly and verbally assault passengers. He's facing up to 7 years in jail. I hope he doesn't serve any time, (well, maybe a week or two) but he really should have thought things through more.