I raise you.....

[Nouw]

I see your naked singularity and raise you a cloaked Predator. How you gonna see it sonny?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I see your cloaked Predator and raise you an entire colony of Aliens.

 

[havass]

I see your entire colony of Aliens and raise you one woman.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I see your one woman and raise you Angelina Jolie.

 

[Jadarendir]

I see your Angelina Jolie and raise you Beowulf.

 

[scorptatious]

I see your Beowulf and raise you Kratos.

 

[Jadarendir]

I see your Kratos and raise you Leonidas.

And I bet the conflict will look an awful lot like this [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/529]

 

[Agent Cross]

I see your Leonidas and raise you the Xerxes' army.

Cause thats what it's gonna take.

 

[lemiel14n3]

I see your Xerxes and raise you Alexander

 

[Agent Cross]

I see your Alexander and raise you Freddie Mercury.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

I see your Freddie Mercury and Raise you Dave Mustaine

 

[Agent Cross]

I see your Dave Mustaine and raise you Ozzy Osbourne.

Alcoholic vs Addict *Ding*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

I See your Ozzy Osbourne and raise you Gene Simmons.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I see your Gene Simmons and raise you a steaming pile of turd.

 

[Agent Cross]

I see your steaming pile of turd and raise you a water hose.

I think we're working backwards here, lol

 

[Jadarendir]

I see your hose and raise you a knot IN the hose.

 

[Voodoomancer]

I see your knot and raise you a Hole in the hose.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I see your hole in the hose and raise you a lifetime's supply of "mystery meat".

 

[Nouw]

I see your lifetime supply of 'mystery' meat and raise you a lifetime supply of videogames and chicks.

 

[havass]

I see your lifetime supply of videogames and chicks and raise you 72 virgins.