I really hate Cod, don't you?

[ssgt splatter]

I don't like fish period.

I don't trust seafood as I don't want food poisoning.

 

[LiliumSnow]

I don't like fish in general. Chicken is better in my opinion. Mmmm, chicken ....

 

[DracoSuave]

Now I'm going to go to mcdonalds and get a filet of fish.

Which is cod in Canada.

Some people LIKE their cheap, mass produced fish!

 

[Ryan McGrath]

Lol i know i Herp Derped b/c of Blind rage lol.. anyway Cod is ok but Catfish is way better.

 

[Esspytood]

I'm not a massive fan of fish in general, but for a while I was really into salmon, but lately I've much preferred having tuna, especially in chunks so I don't have to deal with bones or skin.

The thing is fish is actually full of stuff to make braining better, but lucky you can pretty much have it as a vitamin if you really don't like fish.

 

[Nickolai77]

Cod is pretty bland. That's why it has to be deep fried with french fries to be even tolerable.

Now Salmon.

Salmon is the bees fucking knees.

This. A million times this.

Salmon is the greatest fucking fish to ever exist ever.

Salmon is positively divine, i mean just look at it:

I <3 Salmon.

Quite like cod as well, it's not as nice as some fish but not as bad as others. It's your run-of-the-mill sort of affair.

 

[Berithil]

Too bad you put in that disclaimer. It would of been much more funny.
Anyway, CoD is alright if prepared right, but its definitely not my favorite. I love salmon and talapia. Mmmmm... Salmon sounds so good right now. This thread has made me hungry.

 

[klaynexas3]

i don't like cod at all. it's a tasteless and bland fish. not to mention only 8 year olds and college students eat it. most fish in general seems to taste the same anyway. they all taste and smell like a dumpster. unless the japanese prepare it, like in sushi, then it tastes amazing.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Now Salmon.

Salmon is the bees fucking knees.

Get some muffins and eggs and slices of smoked salmon, scramble eggs and toast muffins, put eggs on muffins and slices of smoked salmon on top... eat, ENJOY!.

If its you birthday I recommend having it for breakfast with some chilled Laurent Perrier, because no one will question you drinking champagne at 8 am if its your birthday.

No no, I insist, you don't have to thank me.

 

[Android2137]

I don't have cod often. But I do like mackerel and salmon. Mmm...

 

[remnant_phoenix]

I really hate cod, if you can't tell from the title. Its such a low grade fish yet its used so much!

Why? Its so terrible! There's so many fish out that are so much better. Bass, trout, so many other choices. My god. I mean seriously, who could eat cod?

So whats your opinion on cod? I hate cod, but maybe you can give me a reason as to why its not as bad as I think it is. I don't see how though because it tastes terrible.

You're such a hater! Just because YOU don't like cod doesn't mean it's BAD. Sometimes some things are popular for reason! I can't stand you cod-haters, thinking your better than everyone or thinking that your "taste" is inherently better because you don't like cod.

If millions of people are buying cod, then there is obviously something good about it!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Not sure if I've ever had it, but I do know that salmon is my favorite. But, my favorite thing from the sea: shrimp. Fresh curried shrimp is bloody amazing.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

First I was planning on posting how I had no problem with CoD. Then I was planning make a joking post about how I have no problem with cod. Finally I was planning on making a post with both.

But none of that matters now. You beat me to the punch before the punch was even born. Congrats I guess.

 

[CoDHaTuR1337]

-Snip-

I don't like cod because it IS bad! My taste is obviously much superior because it hasn't been dulled by years of eating bland and gray cod. Pfft, If millions of people were eating spikes, would you? I know I wouldn't. They taste terrible.

 

[ThreeWords]

Lol, parody!

Anyway, was that last sentence necessary? Anyone who didn't figure out the joke by then shouldn't be catered for, they should be ignored.

Catering to anyone? I'm just making sure people don't get any mistakes. Really, I don't want that mistake.

Catering services ought to offer a better range of fish.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

 

[ninetails593]

I came into this thread holding a picture of a fishy, well played.

 

[Talshere]

Where I grew up all the chippies use Haddock unless you specifically ask for cod. Tastes better anyway, cheaper too.

 

[crystalsnow]

I knew it was gonna be about the fish, I'm fucking psychic or something.

But no, I actually like it, your taste buds must have gone bad.

 

[Denamic]

Hate CoD?
Why?
It's just a game.
I don't enjoy it, but it never murdered my mom or anything.

You got me.

 

[kwydjebo]

I just replied to a "Don't hate COD" Thread using this exact joke, having not read this thread (But I saw the title) and I actually wrote "Maybe that thread is about fish"

Good Job OP