I really hate stinkbugs.

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Alright, here's my situation. For about 2 or 3 years, from about January to November, stink bugs invade my neighborhood. If it were any other bug, I wouldn't mind as much. But these are some of the worst bugs I've ever seen. They're loud, annoying, stupid, smell like shit, and pretty much EVERYWHERE. Last year, I counted all the stinkbugs I killed. I ended with several thousand .

The worst part of all is that they have no natural predators. This makes sense, since they are stinkbugs, but this just makes the infestation worse each year. On top of that, I have no idea how they are getting into the house.

So, Escapist, I'm getting desperate here. Does anyone know an effective way to get rid of these damned bugs?

 

[delet]

Fire. Kill it with fire!

 

[Julianking93]

Kill it with fire!

EDIT: Damn it all! Ninja'd

 

[Pielikey]

Aside from moving I would say a pesticide company or something. But several THOUSAND? that's fucking insane. And they only stop in December?

 

[Cherry Cola]

If they didn't have a natural predator before...

*cocks pistol*

Then they have one now.

Also, I strangely enough haven't seen a stinkbug in years.

Weird..

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Fire has been mentioned, so may I suggest heavy ordinance? Just be sure to kill them before examining the corpse, because there's nothing more deadly than a wounded Stinkbug (Yes I was paraphrasing)

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

. And they only stop in December?

Yeah, it really stinks.

*hits self over bad pun*

 

[Vendayn]

I have a problem with an infestation of humans in my neighborhood. They step on my friends, parents, siblings, daughters, sons and wives and even my enemies! They even kill with fire and poison among other things. Luckily I am able to smell really bad.

 

[delet]

I have a problem with an infestation of humans in my neighborhood. They step on my friends, parents, siblings, daughters, sons and wives and even my enemies! They even kill with fire and poison among other things. Luckily I am able to smell really bad.

Shit, they've acquired sentience.We need more fire!

 

[Pm0n3y]

I have a problem with an infestation of humans in my neighborhood. They step on my friends, parents, siblings, daughters, sons and wives and even my enemies! They even kill with fire and poison among other things. Luckily I am able to smell really bad.

Shit, they've acquired sentience.We need more fire!

Screw that! Send in the Goddamn Nukes!

 

[Insanum]

What the feck is a stinkbug?

Surely its natural enemy is a heel?

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

What the feck is a stinkbug?

Surely its natural enemy is a heel?

It's a bug that produces an obscene scent when frightened, or killed.

Which is also why smashing them is a bad idea.