I review Life

[Goldbling]

Appearance can be altered, but that costs a boatload of in game money, called dollars, and isn't totally perfect looking.

Strange. I must be playing a different version of the game, as the in game currency for my version is pounds.

Oh you didn't hear, they put you in different places called "countries" and those are in "continents" but for some reason they all have different forms of currency, except for a couple.

 

[devildog1170]

Lol at the blurry nose. Also, this game is terrible. The jobs aren't fun, the missions are boring, and quite frankly, the most fun you get is picking scabs or moles or pimples or mosquito bites off your body.

 

[Ancientgamer]

The whole thing is just grind. You have to grind pretty much any skill for years to get higher level. The level up requirements are insane too. I'd say give it a pass, but it's so immersive.

 

[Koeryn]

I have to say, this was the first time I found a moral choice system that worked.

Did you ever get the hang of the battle system? My Strength stat just isn't high enough, and I don't have the Charisma to talk my way out.
I'm never gonna level up.

Try taking ranks in Martial-Art: Aikido, or Martial-Art: Kempo.

I wish I could. Like an idiot, I pumped my EXP into Speech: Ludicrous Vocabulary, Logic: Alchemy and Performing-Art: Instrumental Jazz.
Mixed classes have been nerfed to hell.

Hm... I wonder if there's a way to boost skill points? I mean, I know this guy who's got high ranks in several Computer skills (Repair, Techie BS, etc). and an at least equal number in Performing-Art: Instrumental Bass, Instrumental Guitar, and Sing.

Huh, maybe if I pull some out of Useless Knowledge: Firearms, War & Theory, Small Group Tactics, and FPS, I can pool them into something more useful...

 

[The_Echo]

I'm still in the tutorial. It's taking bloody forever.

 

[Souplex]

Yeah the balance is a real issue, I rolled a Souplex and everything has been smiles and roses for me but it must suck for others.

 

[gigashadow89]

And there's this weird glitch where when sometimes when you wander around outside during stormy weather the screen will flash and your character will instantly die. Anyone know why this is/how to avoid it?

o that glitch. . .theres an easy way to avoid you just need to go find the buy ther inventory item called "golf clubs" and find a nice big open area outside. then equip the gold club and hold it over your head for about 20 minutes. . .it takes a while i know but it should fixx the glitch up nice and fast

 

[The Political Gamer]

It was OK. However, I wish it was steam, better pricing and all that jazz.

 

[RootbeerJello]

I'm still stuck with the demo. Those damn Parent NPCs keep saying something about needing "Higher system requirements". Freaking kills the immersion.

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

Hey, any high charisma female players out there up for some achievement boosting? I have not unlocked the "Threeway" achievement yet. I'll be online at the nightclub. My gamer tag is NineInchNick. My avatar will be in a silk shirt and gold medallion.

 

[Taylorcrw]

Once you use console commands, the game is really easy.

 

[Hazy]

I have some issues with the graphics. Everything looks like paper, and it's almost like they're cardboard cut outs. The game also seems to be broken, as I always end up as the Janitor. The money seems to be drawn by an 8 year old. I tried to bring it to the bank, and they told me to get out. Hopefully a patch will be coming soon.
And whats up with the lack of music? What, do I need to subscribe to a member's account to get my car's radio to work?

OT: Nice Read. I laughed quite a bit.

 

[zoozilla]

Anyone else thinks the health system sucks?

Health regeneration only occurs for small, insignificant wounds, and even those can take days to fully heal.

When you take greater damage, you need to get to the "Hospital" zone, where you pay some NPCs to get your health back up. And it still takes days to fully heal!

Really, they need a better system.

 

[NotAPie]

This game sucked!
It was better with cheat codes!
Remeber that one cheat code that kills you?
Yeah you just put the gun that you get at age 21 to your head and BANG.
Your dead and the game ends.

 

[Xanadeas]

Ya know I don't think I specced properly. Agility really isn't a good dump stat... Though I do have a high STR, INT, and CHA. And I've got an okay class (Freeloader).

 

[irishstormtrooper]

At least there aren't too many glitches.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Nice read. Spacing it out more would have made it better. But still congrats