I sentence you to death by ____________________

[robot slipper]

I sentence you to death by idiotic policy making! Release the David Cameron!

 

[emeraldrafael]

Death by firing Squad
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Or by nail gun
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Wait.... That should be NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GUN!

 

[General Sarrano]

You shall be hung by the leg, 'til dead!

'Reckon thats what happened to TK BaHa in borderlands >'

 

[Techno Destructo]

I sentence you to death with a Spoon, Release the Ginosaji!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

 

[michiehoward]

I sentence you to death by, bad insults, release twelve year old boys from Xbox live gameplay.

I sentence you to death by, bad books, release Dr. Carole Lieberman.

 

[wfpdk]

i sentence you to death by math! release the Hawking!

 

[Nickolai77]

death by spooning...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

'I sentence you to death by Superman 64. Release the Roderick!'

 

[Abengoshis]

I sentence you to death by disembowelment. RELEASE THE ENTRAILS!!

 

[Mr Companion]

I sentence you to death by quick time event, release the Kratos! (Circle button appears over head, Rage of Sparta theme starts up)

 

[spartandude]

I sentence you to death by shear horribleness, release Robert Paterson!

 

[Arctodus_Simus]

I sentence you to death by suffocation! RELEASE THE BOSOMS!

 

[krugerrand123]

I sentence yo to death by Mauling. Release the hyperactive sloths.

 

[Gudrests]

I sentence you to death by Snu Snu! Release the amazonians!

Edit:

And, of course, I can't find the clip on Youtube.

Damn..ninjaed the whole internet.... but yeah....i mean if the guy did nothing wrong...this is perfect for him

 

[spartandude]

I sentence you to death via retardation, release the conservatives!

 

[Me55enger]

I sentence you to death by Horatio Caine death stare.

release the YEEEEAAHHHHHH!

 

[TheScottishFella]

I sentence you to death by waiting! Release the HL2EP3 Release Speculation.

 

[icypain]

I sentence you to death by food fight!

 

[EvilDude62]

I sentence you do death by fruit. Unleash the crazed men with bananas!

 

[Andantil]

I sentence you to death by hammering!