I sentence you to death by ____________________

[sgt. soap mctavish]

i sentence you to death.... BY SNU-SNU!

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

I sentence you to death by plants! Release the rabid pikmin! oh, and some large men carrying ferns would be a lovely touch.

 

[TheFrost]

I sentence you to death by suicide! release the Justin Bierber clip!

 

[chrono16]

I sentence you to death on SATURDAY! Release BILL LUMBERGH!!!

 

[LitleWaffle]

Snu Snu?

Who hasn't said this yet?

 

[Ih8pkmn]

I sentence you to death by falseness. RELEASE THE RED HERRING!

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I'll sentence them to death by.....over eating infront of starving children. Still evil

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Iv'e got some more...

I sentence you to death by franchise. Release Activision!

I sentence you to death by pure evil. Release the Republicans!

In the interests of fairness) I sentence you to death by incompetence. Release the Democrats!

I sentence you to death by WTF. Release Louis Spence! (If you're British you will know)

I sentence you to death by meme. Release the Cheeseburger!

I sentence you to death by CAPCHA. Release lornp Muzahim!

 

[Zip Loc]

I sentence you to death by the airspeed velocity of a swallow laden with coconuts. Release the MPATHG dicussion!

 

[Varanfan9]

I sentence you to death by repeated serious injury. Release Spiderman: Turn off the Dark.

 

[PossiblyInsane]

I sentence you to death by death. Release the Grim Reaper!

I sentence you to death by water. Release the water bottles!

No you fool, you're supposed to drink them all in under an hour, otherwise it's not fatal!

 

[azurine]

"I sentence you to death by awesome! release the video game industry!"
"I sentence you to death by sarcastic analogies! release the Yahtzee!"
"I sentence you to death by joke! release the punchline!"

I can go on all day.

 

[Cuddly Knife]

I sentence you to death by shoe! Release the Nike Referee!

 

[MasterChief892039]

I sentence you to death by inescapable housing contracts! Re-Lease the condo!

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I sentence you to death by public park fines! Releash your dog!


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[Koljin999]

I sentence you to death by BOOT TO THE HEAD

 

[kek13]

"I sentence you to death by cake. RELEASE THE DEADLY NEUROTOXINS!"

Or

"I sentence you to death by sheer arrogance. RELEASE THE HIPSTERS!"

Oh wait I've got another one.

"I sentence you to death by furious humping. RELEASE MY DOG!"

 

[Koljin999]

And over eating of BOOT TO THE HEAD flavored ice cream

 

[Koljin999]

oh clever, nice one

 

[ipickedsquirtle]

i sentence you to death by exhaustion of your right hand! release zero suit samus!

 

[katsumoto03]

I sentence you to death by spoilers! Release the Snape!