I shall be King.

[Paragon Fury]

I pledge my allegiance to you, in return I demand free booze for life and dub me Sir Ollie.

So it shall be.

And as for you Miss Valate, if you want to play that way, we'll just take our part of the planet and leave.

And when we get a few galaxis away, I'll give Sir Ollie another supply of booze and a phone with only your number in it, and a month off.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

I pledge my allegiance to you, in return I demand free booze for life and dub me Sir Ollie.

So it shall be.

And as for you Miss Valate, if you want to play that way, we'll just take our part of the planet and leave.

And when we get a few galaxis away, I'll give Sir Ollie another supply of booze and a phone with only your number in it, and a month off.

Did I mention we have a combine policy for any civilazation willing to join our Terran Alliance? Free booze for every participant.

 

[El Poncho]

You could send the prisoners to an army camp designed for them to be a human shield:|

Did I mention we have a combine policy for any civilazation willing to join our Terran Alliance? Free booze for every participant.

I shall join you since you seem to be alone on your idea to destroy him

 

[delet]

Okay, my alternate empire across the big blue sea has an army of sentient androids. We will be conquering and occupying your empire and will enforce this decree:
1. All above laws are bogus, except for the law enforcment ones.
2. All logical laws existing across developed countries in the year 2009 C.E. are in force.

I think I'd prefer to take the android side. The only reason we have no actual evidence of an android army being effective as of yet is because (A)They're almost always built with a convenient kill switch on 'em. I mean seriously, who thought that was a good idea? (B) We haven't had any true androids yet...

I'd join on the condition that, instead of booze, I get pot. It's a lot less harmful, anyway..

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Okay, my alternate empire across the big blue sea has an army of sentient androids. We will be conquering and occupying your empire and will enforce this decree:
1. All above laws are bogus, except for the law enforcment ones.
2. All logical laws existing across developed countries in the year 2009 C.E. are in force.

I think I'd prefer to take the android side. The only reason we have no actual evidence of an android army being effective as of yet is because (A)They're almost always built with a convenient kill switch on 'em. I mean seriously, who thought that was a good idea? (B) We haven't had any true androids yet...

I'd join on the condition that, instead of booze, I get pot. It's a lot less harmful, anyway..

The 'booze' is filled with mind controlling substances, for obvious reasons. If you are showing earnest interest in actually offering full support and are willing to be absolved, then you get whatever you need or want.

 

[Aunel]

can't beat my new land...

all come to Aunelland, and get a nice job in the slave mines!

 

[delet]

The 'booze' is filled with mind controlling substances, for obvious reasons. If you are showing earnest interest in actually offering full support and are willing to be absolved, then you get whatever you need or want.

Cool! Wait, absolved... No, the internet tells me that's a good thing. Yes. Besides, being of the first to pledge allegiance to a new world power must come with some pretty nice benefits... Where do I sign up?

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

The 'booze' is filled with mind controlling substances, for obvious reasons. If you are showing earnest interest in actually offering full support and are willing to be absolved, then you get whatever you need or want.

Cool! Wait, absolved... No, the internet tells me that's a good thing. Yes. Besides, being of the first to pledge allegiance to a new world power must come with some pretty nice benefits... Where do I sign up?

You will know when the time comes. I'll just write your name and one day in the hopefully near future, I'll be knocking at your door with a bag of "Cookie crumbs".

 

[delet]

The 'booze' is filled with mind controlling substances, for obvious reasons. If you are showing earnest interest in actually offering full support and are willing to be absolved, then you get whatever you need or want.

Cool! Wait, absolved... No, the internet tells me that's a good thing. Yes. Besides, being of the first to pledge allegiance to a new world power must come with some pretty nice benefits... Where do I sign up?

You will know when the time comes. I'll just write your name and one day in the hopefully near future, I'll be knocking at your door with a bag of "Cookie crumbs".

Mysterious... Not to mention the fact that you'd know my address... I do like cookies, though. I'll be waiting diligently!

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

*snip*

Well, I'm already working on the mainframe and sentience programs. We could find you. But we only want to help, especially our allies.

 

[delet]

*snip*

Well, I'm already working on the mainframe and sentience programs. We could find you. But we only want to help, especially our allies.

Then an ally I am! I shall be waiting.