Your Spidey Senses do not fail you. [http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/07/15/demotivational-posters-in-mother-russia/]warfan987 said:I don't know what to say. Umm... fail I guess?
Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.
Memebase did a 'In Mother Russia' onewarfan987 said:I don't know what to say. Umm... fail I guess?
Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.
I was going to say "You say that now, but you just wait until a freakishly hot guy tries to rob you and your over-power him with your mad kills. Then come back and give us your answer" followed by a winky face. But then I looked on your profile and saw you are a man, and while keeping anyone as a sex slave is considered horrible, using women as unwilling sex slaves is just too far for it to have any humour factor.frizzlebyte said:But, in all seriousness, you'd have to be pretty sick to think of keeping a robber as a sex slave. That is like the last thing I would think of doing.
Damnit.. Ninja'd!zarguhl said:In soviet Russia, victim rapes YOU!warfan987 said:Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.
...For raping a would-be robber and only feeding him drugs for three straight days? That's your hero of the week? Would she be your hero if the genders were reversed?kouriichi said:If i wasnt married, i would find and purpose to this woman right now.
She is my hero of the week. Maybe even the month.
Is it sad this is one of my fantisy?TheNaut131 said:Well, damn.
Overkill much...hilarious overkill, but the point still stands.
Wait, that doesn't sound too bad. She's gotta be in pretty decent physical form if she has a black belt. Then again the Viagra...uh, never mind. Disregard that last statement.
Just don't rob places people, and this won't happen.
Euhm... No real harm can come of it? What about the severe damage done to the penis? What about the psychological problems? Really, anybody who even remotely thinks rape in ANY form is amusing or funny is a complete and utter disgrace to humanity.kouriichi said:Nah, not starving. You can go a week without food.Cadaurny said:...For raping a would-be robber and only feeding him drugs for three straight days? That's your hero of the week? Would she be your hero if the genders were reversed?kouriichi said:If i wasnt married, i would find and purpose to this woman right now.
She is my hero of the week. Maybe even the month.
Is my sense of humor just that different from everyone else? I mean, beating up someone trying to rob you? That's amusing. Tying him up and drawing on his face while waiting for the cops to arrive? That's funny. Raping him and starving him by only feeding him drugs for three straight days? O_O
I hope she spends or is spending the rest of her life in prison.
And shes my hero, because shes completely different from any other woman.
"Your wife picks the kids up from football practice, makes lunch, dinner, is a master massage giver and bakes the worlds best apple pie? Not bad. My wife is a black belt hair stylist, who ties up robbers and savagely rapes them for 3 days straight. Shes like a super hero, except without the tights."
Besides, a woman cant really legally rape a man. ((It can be argued she can, but no real harm can come of it.)) The thing that makes it truly funny is what the guy must have been thinking the entire time.
In soviet Russia erection gets you!warfan987 said:I don't know what to say. Umm... fail I guess?
Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.