is what dane cook and/or you as a child were saying. yes, let's admit it, we all had those fantasies of what we would be. as in, the cargo pants-and-shirt wearing Steve Irwin like explorer, or the man on the moon, the fireman, the police man, an army man, artist, author, but we were always told we wouldn't be able to. at my youngest, it was paleontologist, digging up dinosaurs. next i wanted to be a biologist, as animals always interested me. i found out my dad had a microbiology degree, and was pretty happy. i read a biology book halfway through in third grade, but found out it wasn't for me. watched Indiana Jones, discovered Greek myth, fell in love. in fourth i read a world history book because i wanted to. in fifth, it was archeologist, definitely, and in high school i took Latin. just because Romans spoke Latin, and i might need it. i wanted to go around exploring and finding artifacts, and when i was sick of that, teach world history. what was your ridiculous dream?