I wanna drink...

[The Stonker]

Hey escapists I want to share with me a bit of my life.

There is a girl I love which will not be refered but this girl is the light in my eyes,she's the ink my heart and she quells the great rage which rests upon my heart.
She means everything to me and I only want her to be happy, the thing is that she is with a boyfriend who shows her little to no attention and when I see this person then I want to conjoin into a onslaught and her boyfriend thinks we're friends but In my mind we're the dearest enemies.
So to sum it up.
I'm in love with this girl.
Her boyfriend doesn't treat her right.
She feels miserable
she's confused.

I want to go into binge drinking!

So escapists what should I do?
Tell her that I love her?
Leave them alone?

Go on the most epic binge drinking quest ever made by man and the pink unicorn?

I'm dead serious.

 

[Les Awesome]

well if shes attracted to this boyfriend you describe
I'd say shes a lost cause

 

[hittite]

Maybe it's just the part of me that's an old fashioned romantic and believes in the best of mankind, but just wait. It'll work out in the end.

 

[VincentX3]

Go on the most epic binge drinking quest ever made by man and the pink unicorn?

Yes.
Pink unicorns are always the answer

 

[Jfswift]

Does she like you? Have you told her how you felt? I don't think drinking will help with this, I'd try to get closer to her if you want her that bad.

 

[The Stonker]

Does she like you? Have you told her how you felt? I don't think drinking will help with this, I'd try to get closer to her if you want her that bad.

We're best friends (me and the girl).
She cuddles up in my arms,holds my hand and we get really just generally comforting each other then our lips almost go as close as to a kiss but we always shy away.

ARGHHH Pale skinned,Dark hair and not so tall...

damm you penis.
Damm you hormones.
DAMM YOU SINGAPORE.

 

[Boneasse]

Does she like you? Have you told her how you felt? I don't think drinking will help with this, I'd try to get closer to her if you want her that bad.

We're best friends (me and the girl).
She cuddles up in my arms,holds my hand and we get really just generally comforting each other then our lips almost go as close as to a kiss but we always shy away.

ARGHHH Pale skinned,Dark hair and not so tall...

damm you penis.
Damm you hormones.
DAMM YOU SINGAPORE.

Singapore? Right. Well. If you can't talk to her about it, how about talking to him about it? Maybe he's a wanker who'll tell you to... well... yeah... and maybe he'll actually listen to you because he's just too lazy to break it off.

If he needs a bit of persuasion, get up and close, with a knife, towards his penis.

 

[Jfswift]

Does she like you? Have you told her how you felt? I don't think drinking will help with this, I'd try to get closer to her if you want her that bad.

We're best friends (me and the girl).
She cuddles up in my arms,holds my hand and we get really just generally comforting each other then our lips almost go as close as to a kiss but we always shy away.

ARGHHH Pale skinned,Dark hair and not so tall...

damm you penis.
Damm you hormones.
DAMM YOU SINGAPORE.

hmmm, maybe you should tell her how you feel

 

[Dags90]

She's starting to sound more like a manipulator and you're starting to sound more like a stalker.

Most of the people I've met who say things like, "I'm so much better for !" and "Why won't she see that I'm the one!" and so on are pretty nutty.

 

[The Stonker]

She's starting to sound more like a manipulator and you're starting to sound more like a stalker.

Most of the people I've met who say things like, "I'm so much better for !" and "Why won't she see that I'm the one!" and so on are pretty nutty.

Don't make rambloting statements of people who you don't know.
A.I came to this site for advice.
B.Don't be such a sadface.
C.I really love this girl and can you blame me? Right now I'm a bit well woozy and I need to go to sleep so good night Escapists and sorry for all the shifty things I wrote because well I'm tired,a bit drunk and sobbing my eyes out so good night everyone.

 

[Criquefreak]

Luck favors the bold, either do something about it or find something (and more importantly someone) else. Obsession helps no one and if you cannot share the way you feel about someone you're romantically interested in, it was NEVER meant to be.

I don't remember where I'd read it, but such concepts as sharing, openness, caring, all cornerstones of any kind of relationship, especially a romantic one. You might already have the caring, but until you can put the others in place... well, shall I hum the doom song for you here because it'd be appropriate.

But if you'd be happier imbibing large quantities of a toxin rather than try to resolve a problem in your life, there's more than a few support groups who'll likely be repeating similar advice to you in the future who you can ignore as well.

Worst case scenario, you get turned down, at least there's closure. Hard as heck to move on with life when you're staying mentally-glued to something unresolved.

Best case scenario... who knows, but it'll never happen if you do nothing.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Never handle emotion with drugs that numb you. That pain you're feeling, its what makes you man. As is the love you feel for the girl you describe.

You need to tell her how you feel for her. Don't just burst out with it, considering that the situation is complicated make sure that you reassure her that you aren't trying to break up her relationship or anything (even if that really is your intention) but say that she just deserves to know how you feel about her.

Or not. There are many ways to handle this situation. Abusing a drug to remove your emotions is not the proper solution though. It never has been. Whether it works out for you or not, all our emotions are part of our experience as human beings, and without suffering how will you ever recognize happiness? In the long run, it is only a disservice to yourself to beat down emotions, no matter how painful.

 

[SovietSecrets]

You will feel loads better if you just tell her how you feel. All of the time everything crappy that you feel just stems from wanting to tell her how you feel and that you want to be with said person. No harm in trying dude.

Also don't go drinking trying to forget this, it usually just makes it worse.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Drinking never fixes anything. Though, running up to a girl with a boyfriend and expressing your love for her doesn't work either.

My solution: Get drunk, hook-up with girls that have low self-esteem and repeat as often as possible. Pretty soon you won't have enough of a conscience or heart to care about the problematic chick.

WARNING!: This may cause alcoholism and the contraction of STD's. So engage this course of action at your own risk!

 

[SturmDolch]

Leave them alone. Don't think you're better than someone you don't know. Your mind is probably filtering out the good things her boyfriend does so that you only remember the bad and have a twisted image of him in your head. You, and everyone else, have no right to intrude on someone's relationship. It is up to the two involved. Of course, there are circumstances like rape and violence, but that's a different topic entirely.

I've had a friend in the same situation as you. I stood by him because he was my friend. The other two are still together, over 2 years later. I don't think a bad relationship would last that long. If the relationship is truly bad, wait for them to break up. They will. Move on in the meantime. Don't intrude. Don't ever tell her how you feel. She'll hate you for it, he'll hate you for it, and you'll be even farther away from them both. Don't cause drama with your selfishness. Learn to lose what you never had.

 

[Plurralbles]

Drinking will never solve your troubles eVER!


No, not really. I mean, if sobriety's the problem... alcohol's the answer.

Jaeger's a good choice. Jim Bean alwasy kicks ass.

Or... one better, Have a Cigar.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Leave them alone. Don't think you're better than someone you don't know. Your mind is probably filtering out the good things her boyfriend does so that you only remember the bad and have a twisted image of him in your head. You, and everyone else, have no right to intrude on someone's relationship. It is up to the two involved. Of course, there are circumstances like rape and violence, but that's a different topic entirely.

I've had a friend in the same situation as you. I stood by him because he was my friend. The other two are still together, over 2 years later. I don't think a bad relationship would last that long. If the relationship is truly bad, wait for them to break up. They will. Move on in the meantime. Don't intrude. Don't ever tell her how you feel. She'll hate you for it, he'll hate you for it, and you'll be even farther away from them both. Don't cause drama with your selfishness. Learn to lose what you never had.

Damn. Now any post I would have made would be redundant. Ugh.

Simply put, this is a game where the only winning move is to not play.

And, on a side note, I really doubt you 'Love' her, at least not a type of love most people would recognize. You can't fall in love when you're looking for it in a relationship that's not yours. Unless you're a creep.

But I could always be wrong I guess.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Not much rhyming or any particular part that held poem format but other then that with a few tweaks it should be good.

 

[Teeth Kicker]

I would start the night with a couple glasses of E&J V.S.O.P Brandy, each chased with a glass of Amaretto Disaronno. Rinse, Repeat.

 

[GrimTuesday]

You should kidnap her. I hear that gets the lady's. Also attacking elderly people apparently is a very effective way to woe the girl of your dreams.