I Was Pulled Over By Cops for carrying an UMBRELLA!
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The following is a true (and about as stupid as the OP's) story.
Was driving to the base library one night not too long after I got to Ft. Hood. It was dusk...You know, not totally dark, but just dark enough that people start turning their lights on. I got pulled over. I had no idea why, wasn't speeding or anything.
Cop walks up, looks over my paperwork and such, then asks me if I knew why he stopped me. I said no. He says "What are you not wearing?"
I look myself up and down, and in a moment of sheer "WTF?" reply "Uh...socks?"
The cop gets an angry look on his face for a moment and then busts out laughing. I get even more confused.
"I'm sorry ma'am...Your seatbelt is the same color as your sweatshirt. I didn't think you were wearing it."
Cop hands me my papers back and lets me go about my merry little way.
Was driving to the base library one night not too long after I got to Ft. Hood. It was dusk...You know, not totally dark, but just dark enough that people start turning their lights on. I got pulled over. I had no idea why, wasn't speeding or anything.
Cop walks up, looks over my paperwork and such, then asks me if I knew why he stopped me. I said no. He says "What are you not wearing?"
I look myself up and down, and in a moment of sheer "WTF?" reply "Uh...socks?"
The cop gets an angry look on his face for a moment and then busts out laughing. I get even more confused.
"I'm sorry ma'am...Your seatbelt is the same color as your sweatshirt. I didn't think you were wearing it."
Cop hands me my papers back and lets me go about my merry little way.
That is fucking A good sir, wonderful news you have brought upon us. Sorry about that though...must have been an ass to waste your time on such a useless endeavorer.
I could believe someone that accidentally thought that was a katana (hey if I was walking around when I saw someone carrying an umbrella katana I'd feel pretty damn uneasy) but an assault rifle? Guess people should think before they call the cops.
I could believe someone that accidentally thought that was a katana (hey if I was walking around when I saw someone carrying an umbrella katana I'd feel pretty damn uneasy) but an assault rifle? Guess people should think before they call the cops.
dude, that´s a nice umbrella that´s supposed too look like a katana but fails hard and gets mistaken for an assault rifle....I need to buy one
Huh you get pulled over for that, yet I manage to walk through 3 cities, 4 train stations and catch 3 buses with a live blade long sword and no one looked twice.
I guess either your cops are completely over zealous or mine are just completely shit.
I guess either your cops are completely over zealous or mine are just completely shit.