I Wish.....

[GodofDisaster]

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Also I wish I knew how to fight properly. I mean I can use I sword, but what good is that going to do me? It's not like I'll be carrying it around with me.

 

[Fniff]

I Wish I had a pet dragon...

Seconded! Though he would not fit in my apartment.

I WISH,I HAD....A pet Yahtzee!

*BOONK!*

Yay.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

I wish I could hang out with friends on a once a week or more basis.
I wish I had a six-pack. (At the rate things are going, I could probably have a dangerously low body fat of 2% and still not have a six-pack)
I wish I had a manly beard (I'm probably going to have to wait until I turn 20 for this).

 

[ChaoticLegion]

I wish Kyuss didn't have a vocalist, because all their music would be better without their crappy singer

I wish my boots would quit squeaking when I walk in them

and I wish cigarettes were cheaper.


What are you wishing for?

I wish Kyuss would get an even worse vocalist just to annoy you

I wish you has rubber shoes that squeak even when you're not moving

In wish smoking caused instant death... saves people slowly killing themselves and everyone else through second hand smoke.

Generaly wishing for your demise in an annoying manner =)

 

[SonicWaffle]

I wish someone had managed to convince me that your childhood really is the best time of your life, and no matter how bad petty shit like homework or bullies seems, it is still the best you are ever going to get it.

I wish I had a redo button, so I could go back and do my whole life over again. I'd try to fuck up less this time.

For my third wish, I'd quite like if the Matrix sequels had continued with the sheer jaw-dropping awesomeness of the first film instead of becoming a crapfest. I have more important things I want, sure, but those movies really let me down

 

[j0z]

I wish I had unlimited wishes! Take that system!

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I wish I had lots of cash to spend on whatever I want....

I wish people weren't so stupid (in general)....

 

[bcponpcp27]

I wish I wish I was a fish (cookie for reference!).

Honestly though, If I could have one wish,

It would be for the unification theory, in writing, with the mathematical proof in writing as well.

 

[yoyo13rom]

I wish that I find my special someone before she/I dies/die.
I wish I would have more style ideas for my beard.
I wish I did'n have to study boring subjects at school such as philosophy.
I wish I hadn't wasted all my wishes on none essential stuff...

 

[Steveh15]

I wish I was a little bit taller...

I wish I was a Baller.

 

[Burst6]

i wish i had a portable time machine.


Oh no i got a D on this test? Hmm i got all these wrong? well i should probably tell myself that before i take this test.*shwoop* Oh look a A+. I am smart.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

I wish more people would give Apocalypse Lane a chance. Oh and I wish I had a watermelon. Don't ask why I just got a craving for a watermelon. Shut up. I hate you. Ohhh... grapes.

 

[Murlin]

I wish to live until I die.
that be pretty awesome I guess...

 

[chronobreak]

I wish I was a little bit taller...

I wish I was a Baller.

Welcome to The Escapist! Not many people usually get these on their first post, but I'm in a generous mood today, I'm gonna throw it out there:

Spoiler

Hey! I got hungry! So what?

 

[hotacidbath]

I wish that the exam I just bombed spontaneously bursts into flames so we have to retake it next week and I also wish that I had more time to prepare for my speech that I have to give tomorrow.

I wish I was a little bit taller...

I wish I was a Baller.

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

 

[Woodsey]

I wish my Lost Series 5 disc 2 would work right f*cking now instead of having mysterious un-removable smudges.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I wish fascism would rise again.

Heh heh heh...
[sub](soon the evil plotting will start. we will regain our power and unify this backwater.)[/sub]

I wish more people would give Apocalypse Lane a chance. Oh and I wish I had a watermelon. Don't ask why I just got a craving for a watermelon. Shut up. I hate you. Ohhh... grapes.

Don't be so worried. It's a hit at my current location. [sub]even though I keep falling behind on the eps...[/sub]
and Watermelon? I prefer honeydew melon... so much sweeter.

OP: I wish my damn headaches would go away. had to cancel my gaming night because of it
just an unlucky day I guess... had to cough up ($£)40 for a copy of Borderlands for a friend for said gaming night. and the Newbie working there (Not really his fault.) didn't realise there was no disk/manual inside of the case. had to spend another ($£)10 to get the boat to town to get that sorted... and 2/3 of the Game shops were out of stock aarrrggghhh.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I wish I wish I was a fish (cookie for reference!).

Hmmm... is it from Ed,Edd,Eddy?

OT: I wish I could use the force.

 

[Jedamethis]

I wish I was rich.....
I wish I could afford The Orange Box and something to play it on
I wish I could afford Fallout 3 and something to play it on
I wish I could be bothered to write all the other stuff I wish for

 

[bcponpcp27]

I wish I wish I was a fish (cookie for reference!).

Hmmm... is it from Ed,Edd,Eddy?

OT: I wish I could use the force.

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