I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel.

[Cargando]

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Yes, as some might have guessed by the title, this is a game inspired by the late, but great, Douglas Adams.

The game is simple, and centres around that most useful of items, the towel. All you have to do is just have to name one way in which an intergalactic hitchhiker may find a towel useful. Then, the next poster points out a flaw in the previous poster's plan. If you're not sure, here's an example:

Poster one: [b/]Use:[/b] Set the towel up with some metal poles as a frame for use as a tent.

Poster two: Yes, but if it rained then it'd soak through.

There. Easy. Here's the first use to start you off.

[b/]Use:[/b] Wrap the towel round your leg as a bandage in case of injury.

P.S. The more inventive the use, the better!

 

[Earthbound]

But then your spotless towel becomes permanently stained.

In a case of extreme hunger, eat the towel for nourishment.

 

[AvsJoe]

But the resulting bowel movement will be *incredibly* painful.

Use: In case you have no shirt, your towel will make a decent replacement.

 

[Erana]

But then you get sued for using said word.

Use: Use the towel as a feather duster.

 

[dalek sec]

But then it'll be covered in dust.

Use: It makes a good make shift whip when wet.

 

[AvsJoe]

But then you get your ass kicked by your victim.

Use: You can use it to plug a hole in your spacecraft.

 

[The Cake Is Annoying]

Unless it gets sucked out into the infinite vaccuum of space, which will both kill you, and the ships crew, and lose the towel.

Use: It's a good way of hiding a pizza from the sights of hungry students.

 

[LockHeart]

But then the students will starve!

[sub]We live on a very tight budget you know.[/sub]

Use: You can use it to make smoke signals, both as fuel and a flappy thing.

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

But then you would cease to have a towel after it's burnt.

Use: You can use it to flag down friendly spacecrafts, or as a weapon against hostile ones.

 

[Sporky111]

But towels aren't very big for signals, or very effective against advanced alien weaponry.

Use: It can be used to hide anybody from law-enforcing eyes.

 

[Jav3lin]

But then the law enforcer would be blind, and you'd be arrested for assaulting an officer!

Use: You can clean your lazor pistol with it, so it wont jam!

 

[AvsJoe]

But then you'll get spaghetti sauce all over your towel and you of all people dislike dirty towels...

Use: Charging Samus Aran with your towel as your weapon.

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

But if it caught on fire it's GG for you, pal.

Use: A nice, comfy pillow.

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

But the towel would kill you in your sleep. (You can't trust those towels)

Use: To harness energy from the sun and resurrect Douglas Adams.

 

[COR 2000]

Interesting, but in order to summon energy, the towel would have to be incredibly close to the sun, where as it would instantly incinerate.

Use: To strangle Erik Prince and therefore decapitate Blackwater!