ICE CREEEEAAAAAM TRRUUUUCCK!!!!!

[captaincabbage]

And ice cream truck is driving wildly up your street, having just passed your house and scattering icecream and icypoles everywhere, what do you do?

Me personally, I jump out of my window (my window is closed) and bolt down the street covered in blood and glass. Gotta get me a paddle pop.

 

[Episode42]

What a bizarre question.
Firstly, i grab my camera and prepare to document the inevitable ice-cream based carnage that will undoubtedly ensue.
Oh and maybe see if i can grab a Cornetto or two

 

[emeraldrafael]

Walk out and take it easy. more kids will gather and I'll get to it cause kids take forever to make up their mind.

...

not like it matters.

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[BehattedWanderer]

Keep out of it's way--with that speed, it has a high potential to be driven by Rico Rodriguez, in which case it's best to find an indestructible building and hide in it.

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

I hide inside. My neighborhood is filled with children, so they would naturally viciously attack anyone who came without arms reach of those free, tasty popsicles.

 

[Nouw]

Casually walk out...with my nerf-gun and wooden sword. The ice-cream is mine, MINE I SAY!

 

[scorptatious]

Well I'd go out and pick up some popsicles of course. At least those come in wrappers.

Boy, these nutrition facts are getting pretty blunt.

 

[dalek sec]

Casually walk out...with my nerf-gun and wooden sword. The ice-cream is mine, MINE I SAY!

*Pulls out his Nerf Vulcan with extra belts of darts* The ice cream is mine you lap dog of the False Emperor! That ice cream shall go to Slaanesh only!

OT: Usally I don't care enough to go rushing out into the insane heat down here to go after the ice cream truck. For me I just get some out of the fridge and enjoy it in my room. That and there's really not a whole lot of kids in my apartment complex, mostly twenty somethings so no one's really rushing out to get some ice cream.

 

[PimpHandofGod]

Eat enough rocket pops that I put myself in a coma from the brain freeze. My first words upon awakening will be "how long was I out?" and no matter what the answer I will respond with "worth it."

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Grab a recyclable shopping bag from the garage, pick up all the Ice Cream I can, freeze them and enjoy them over the next year slowly ^.^

 

[Connor Lonske]

Go up and buy as many choco tacos as I can afford. Gotta love dos choco tacos.

 

[Pegghead]

Go out there nakers except for a Jaja-Binks mask. Hopefully nobody will dare to mess with me (or object to the subsequent man on ice-cream orgy in the middle of the road).

 

[Nouw]

Casually walk out...with my nerf-gun and wooden sword. The ice-cream is mine, MINE I SAY!

*Pulls out his Nerf Vulcan with extra belts of darts* The ice cream is mine you lap dog of the False Emperor! That ice cream shall go to Slaanesh only!

Spoiler: For the Emperor, and by the will of Ice-cream!

Those fools, they hide in the ice-cream bawxes the cowards! We...we should take away their ice-cream!

 

[Guffe]

Well when I was younger that was exactly what I would do... Now I haven't seen it for ages :,(

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Probably hop in the car and follow the ice cream truck, if it crashes I can loot the whole thing!

 

[RatRace123]

I sit in my room and weep into my pillow, because I'm allergic to milk, which is in ice cream.