I'd mail it but....

[mParadox]

A forum game(a fun one, I hope) inspired by a chat.

Basically, the first user requests a thing and the next user says a positive answer but with a snag.

Remember, anything can be mailed.

EXAMPLE

User A: I want some snow.
User B: I'd mail you some of mine but I think the postal workers would think me an idiot. I want more pictures.
User C: I'd mail you the pictures but I would be sent to jail.......

Let the game begin!

I want a new watch.

 

[scorptatious]

I'd mail you mine, but I ran out of time.

I want a dog.

 

[The Red Spy]

I'd mail you a dog but he only travels first class.

I want nothing.

 

[JoJo]

I'd mail you nothing but it'd be a waste of a postage stamp.

I want a robotic butler.