I'd make a lousy L4D survivor.

[OreWaUsopp]

Seriously, 'Zombie Plan' discussions are a dime a dozen, but honestly, and, I'm not a suicidal emo, I think I'd just eat a bullet in that situation. Run around getting bitten, beaten, charged and acid spit'd. I think I'd rather take the quick way out.

 

[x EvilErmine x]

Yum, bullets. Filled with lead and... metal stuff.

OT: so if there is only one zombie, you would eat your bullets?

Ahh but there's NEVER just one zombie is there?....at least not for long anyway /

 

[OreWaUsopp]

We're geeks. Any of us who went to public high school have experience avoiding mindless, drooling, lurching, muscled freaks.

 

[Baron_BJ]

I'll tell ya what I and a shamefully large portion of the population would do with regards to this situation and the end of days in general; an orgy. We're all gonna die and this is sure as hell the way to go, who cares if someone among the countless thousands in your orgy group (there will be countless thousands of groups globally, let's not kid ourselves) has some horrible STD or whatever since you're kinda fucked anyway.

In a L4D game, any person wouldn't survive more than a minute. Sprinting hordes of zombies never make for a healthy life.

Add "Jesus" before the name of anything and you're perfectly safe.

 

[Mrpersonface]

I would find a high building get a bungee chord and see how long it took the zombies to figure out how to get me.
Basically id die horribly but I wouldn't die bored

 

[OreWaUsopp]

That or I'd steal a houseboat.

 

[OreWaUsopp]

I own the Zombie Survival Guide. And, I STILL think I'd opt to nom a gun barrel. I'm far too spoiled, A life of eternal danger and hardship and hiding is not for me. At least L4D 1 &2 seem to have somewhere safe to be rescued to.

 

[OreWaUsopp]

At least I'd last longer then this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loSzpvq73FY

 

[iLikeHippos]

You - could - always be in massive luck and have yourself evacuated by the military, or some rich guy with enough resources to help poor shits like us just because the bloke feels like it, and have already prepared some Rapture-utopia.

Again, massive luck.

I myself would fight for my dear life and just swallow the situation, albeit it's all lamentation and misery. Wouldn't guarantee survival, but it's a living.

 

[OreWaUsopp]

Mine is a painless death, tho. And ensures I don't rise to hunt others.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Yeah when you think about it, L4D enemies arn't like your usual Zombie games, what with the special infected and the TANKS! The average person wouldn't survive long in that situation, since we don't have health bars.

Maybe, but you could at least survive being hit a couple times. Everyone would be fucked if there were the 28 Days Later zombies.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Or, you could be like me, and already be dead!

I'm with the houseboat guy... whoever that was. Then again, I'd survive for a bit, thankfully I know the pointy bit from the handle of a sword (a la High School of the Dead, yeesh...)

 

[OreWaUsopp]

Swords are good against a living enemy. Any good hit, and he's out, even if he's not dead. A zombie, traditionally, has to be beheaded, hard to do again and again, a clean slice every time. Thankfully, infected seem to go down a lot easier.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

In reality I'd never leave the safe room. I'll just wait until a group of four who know what they're doing come to my rescue.

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

I think I'd just eat a bullet in that situation.

Not me. They'll have to kill me before I die.[footnote]Bonus points for the reference.[/footnote]