Ideas for skits

[Mister Awesome]

Me and my uncle 2012 wont happen's mate Jake recently got a job as a producer on a local access channel. Its gonna be a skit show, and we're a bit tapped for ideas. I was wondering if you guys had any premises for funny skits you might wanna share with us to help us out.

We're not 100% sure on the limitations we're working under, but he said not to write anything too absolutely sexual. Apparently swearing is fine though. Don't really know much else though.

Thanks. Cheers.

 

[Just Craig]

How about a scene with "Swedish Mafia," wherein everyone acts like a mafioso but speaks like the Swedish Chef. Picture it; you steal a scene from something like the Godfather or Goodfellas or whatever and... well, all the characters are the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show.

...Err, sorry, that's the best I've got right now. It was funnier in my head.

 

[Mister Awesome]

How about a scene with "Swedish Mafia," wherein everyone acts like a mafioso but speaks like the Swedish Chef. Picture it; you steal a scene from something like the Godfather or Goodfellas or whatever and... well, all the characters are the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show.

...Err, sorry, that's the best I've got right now. It was funnier in my head.

You sir, are a genius.

Thanks.

 

[Kuranesno7]

can't think of anything that isn't sexual, how about watchin some Monty Python and see if anything clicks.

 

[Just Craig]

You sir, are a genius.

Thanks.

Well, no big deal, I'm just glad you liked it. I guess you can't go wrong with Muppet-related humor.
...I sure as hell loved that show...

 

[Danpascooch]

Wait, why would anyone ever want to anything on PUBLIC ACCESS!?

YOU'LL HAVE TO COMPETE WITH DANCING GUY!


EDIT: Don't be ashamed if you watched the whole 1:50 video, it's strange, but it's so hard to look away.....it's like, hypnotic...

 

[Mister Awesome]

Wait, why would anyone ever want to anything on PUBLIC ACCESS!?

YOU'LL HAVE TO COMPETE WITH DANCING GUY!


EDIT: Don't be ashamed if you watched the whole 1:50 video, it's strange, but it's so hard to look away.....it's like, hypnotic...

well... were fucked, thats going to be extremeley hard to compete with. And yes i did watch the entire video, it was very hard to look away. I'M NOT GAY, seriously

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Wait, why would anyone ever want to anything on PUBLIC ACCESS!?

YOU'LL HAVE TO COMPETE WITH DANCING GUY!


EDIT: Don't be ashamed if you watched the whole 1:50 video, it's strange, but it's so hard to look away.....it's like, hypnotic...

You sir have taken away all hope for us. Why try to compete against... THAT?!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

try a full length sketch based on

Spoiler: this

I don't know if

Spoiler: this is too sexual, no nudity but the theme

it would take a bit of work to extend the gags onto sketches but I think with good work it could be gold

 

[Mr. Grey]

Just have three guys do a waltz together as the third guy cranks the magical box of music. The third guy wears a vest over a gorilla costume, then have him put on baggy pants and sandals. One of the men that waltzes wears a dress with a funny wig and powdered face, while the other is dressed as a gentlemen with a suave moustache. If you can get a woman, have her wear the gentleman's outfit.

Don't forget your fez, either.

I can't think of anything less ridiculous than that... I apologize.

Actually, you could just have that as a dream sequence have the man dressed as a woman wake up no longer dressed as a woman and declare that he will never watch, eat, drink a specific thing again before going to bed and then turns to find the man dressed as a gorilla in his bed, still dressed as a gorilla. Then the man slowly turns to the other side of the bed with concerned expression on his face before it all fades to credits.

 

[Catalyst6]

Do the original Aristocrats skit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats

 

[Mister Awesome]

can't think of anything that isn't sexual, how about watchin some Monty Python and see if anything clicks.

it can be moderately sexual. Maybe some hidden jokes or something.

 

[Good morning blues]

If you're already asking around for ideas, you're fucked. The best way I've found to write skits is to get everyone together and do improv games, and write down the best parts of the best skits.

 

[Mariakitten]

A 12 angry men like skit, but instead of being about a murder its about a parking violation or something.