If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Vrex360]

Come in and have a bite of kibbles, it's made of the combined flesh of all the human pop stars I've slain.

 

[Neotericity]

My goodness! Another one! You fellows are quite serious about this, aren't you?

PPS-I know, she's lying right here. She says 'hi'.

[sub]I'm soooooo sorry, I couldn't not say that joke-it was too easy.

...

just like your sister!

OH GOD, I CAN'T STOP!!!

*slits throat*[/sub]

They've been doing more experiments than I thought!

 

[Discord]

Alright!!!!

We're Oscar Mike!

*Grabs M4*

Let's move out!

 

[the Tadman]

"Mom, call animal control!"

 

[the Tadman]

[sub]For future reference...Yes[/sub]
Is that...is that my sandwich?

 

[Random Argument Man]

RAM: Honey, where's my sandwich? I just bought that thing from Subway.
"ding dong"

RAM: Hold on, let me check. Hi...HEY! THAT'S MA SANDWICH!!!!

 

[the Tadman]

*opens door*
*looks*
*closes door*

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Mr. Ninja Doctor, so we meet again. This time, I will be the one to prescribe some pain for you!

 

[Aurora219]

Seriously, how many sandwiches can you eat? Get off mine!

To explain my avatar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKaxEcHogZo

 

[Neosage]

I'd pull out a snake.

 

[Pm0n3y]

How did I get on the moon?
...AND HOW DID YOU GET MAH SAMMICH?!