If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Please stop doing that. You're getting blood everywhere.
capcha: mad science
Yes! SCIENCE!!

 

[sb666]

*hugs*

 

[mParadox]

*dips finger in chemicals* Synthetic sugar. Nice.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Would you like to come in for some t- Fuck you then!

 

[sb666]

*steals wizard hat then shut door* :3

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

*steals face then shuts door*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You aren't allowed to do that! You can only steal left eyes!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You ain't the boss of me, I DO WHAT I WANT! *slams door and goes back to doing rebellious things*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

We should destroy Stomp so he'll stop illegally acquiring faces.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm guessing you bought a "Sexy Witch" costume at Party City

Who cares, I've got your candy!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Don't listen to Troublesome, all these faces are mine, I swear!
Together we shall destroy the world..
[sub]that avatar is beautiful c':[/sub]

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

No!! How will I ever leave the house now!?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

OH MY GOD, A BOMB

Quick, hide in the fridge!

In you go with me kitty!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You already came here, only 1 treat per person (or kitty)

 

[sb666]

Don't take the kitty D: that's what causes the explosions!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Me...meow...?
BEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWM!!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

NOT THE KITTEH! D:

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Stop summoning lightning storms, that's bad for business!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Stop summoning evil it's bad for- ... actually, nevermind, it's PERFECT!
MWUHAHAHAhahahahaha!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm on camera! Oh hai!

Wait, why does this remind me of that AC-130 mission from CoD 4?...

OH NOES!

*Ducks into alleyway*