If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Neuromancer]

You honestly believe that your poor attempts at security can hold me here? Do you have any idea who you face?

*Sigh* I suppose a demonstration is in order.

*Takes out Dagon lvl 1*

See this? This is a wand of great destructive power. Although it usually isn't the most viable choice of an item to have, since there are other and better ways of dispatching miserable little weaklings such as yourself, I suppose it will do well as a way to prove a point.

*Uses dagon to blast a hole through the wall*

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Hey, you.

I've always wanted my very own pet Neuromancer.

We're going to have lots of... fun.

*creepy grin*

 

[TheDoctor455]

You honestly believe that your poor attempts at security can hold me here? Do you have any idea who you face?

*Sigh* I suppose a demonstration is in order.

*Takes out Dagon lvl 1*

See this? This is a wand of great destructive power. Although it usually isn't the most viable choice of an item to have, since there are other and better ways of dispatching miserable little weaklings such as yourself, I suppose it will do well as a way to prove a point.

*Uses dagon to blast a hole through the wall*

Oh please.

"Navarro... Ulysses."

*the ground shakes, and in the distance, you can hear the sound of ICBMs launching*

EDIT:

And hello there Chell. How's it going?

 

[kailus13]

Ah Doctor, would you like to come in? I'm told you like pears, so I've made a pear tart.

 

[kailus13]

Fine... *opens door, lifts out Tizzy, closes door*

 

[thesilentman]

Halloween came early this year?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Halloween came early this year?

In a word: No.

This is an average day in our neighborhood. Apparently.

 

[kailus13]

You didn't answer me. Would you like some pear tart?

 

[TheDoctor455]

You didn't answer me. Would you like some pear tart?

No thank you. I'm... not big on pears actually.

Thank you for the offer though.

Also, I see you let the cat out of the fridge. Put it back.

 

[StormShaun]

...

Sorry I do not wish to die again.

*Hides chip*

>.> ... <.<

 

[kailus13]

Come in, I have some pear tart that you can eat.

 

[TheDoctor455]

...

Sorry I do not wish to die again.

*Hides chip*

>.> ... <.<

*sends eyebot to force you back towards me*

GET OVER HERE!

OT:
Hi again, I think you have the wrong house again.

 

[StormShaun]

... Did you just steal my house?
Or do we live in the exact house?
Wait are you my roommate, and I didn't even know?
If so where is the last 10 years of rent?

 

[kailus13]

WILL SOMEONE EAT THIS PEAR TART ALREADY!

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Here's an apple. I don't have much else.

 

[kailus13]

I no-one eats this tart I'll just have to force feed it to someone.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You keep coming around my house. Why?

 

[kailus13]

YOU SHALL EAT MY TART! *force feeds*

 

[kailus13]

Yes please do come in, I have plenty left. *gives slice of tart*

 

[kailus13]

Have as much as you like. No-one else seems to want it.