If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[MrDarkling]

Still demands my sandwich back >:I
and the moon doesn't bloody belong here. :U

 

[Azraellod]

No, I wont give you my badge collection. I worked hard to get these.

Try that guy down the street, I heard he's getting rid of his.

 

[Azraellod]

Ooh, can I have a bite of that...

...wait a minute, that sandwich looks familiar.

 

[brtshstel]

'Hello. I see you came for the hamburger cook-out. Want to play some imported games after dinner?'

 

[Azraellod]

Wha? Floating colored blobs?

Note to self: Open a window when using that extra strength super-glue.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Hey you have steak, were did you get it? You must tell me.

 

[Kollega]

Hello, Mister Fisherman! What are you and your boat doing at my doorstep? There's no decent fishing lake for miles around. And why do you keep roving?

 

[Julianking93]

I'm not giving you any money.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I guess your my new secretary

 

[Julianking93]

Come help me kill my 1st grade teacher.

 

[Sleekgiant]

there is an office on my porch

 

[Asturiel]

Welcome to the shop, no smoking sir, the punishment for continued smoking after warning is being burned at a stake.

 

[Sleekgiant]

didn't I already steal from your shop

 

[Asturiel]

Your correct, punishment it is.

 

[Sleekgiant]

well see ya

 

[Julianking93]

Welcome sir to my home.

As long as you put out that cigarette, you are welcome here.

 

[Sleekgiant]

You do realize there is a motor making your chair spin

 

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