If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[The Clown]

*breaks down the door and walks through the hallway listening for any noises* come outtt...... I'll give you a caramel apple.

 

[spartan1077]

*cries before grabbing yo-yo and teddy bear*
"Hey! Clown!"

3...2...1..FIGHT!​

 

[The Clown]

*turns as he is struck with a yoyo then wrenches the yoyo from spartan's hand and takes a stride towards them* heeeello leetle girl! *hugs spartan tightly so that he could not escape*

 

[spartan1077]

up up down down left right left right---Instant Win!!! *Clown goes flying back*
"I'm not a girl!"
*flashes clown*

 

[xmbts]

Hey there, I could lend you some...more masculine clothes if you want.

 

[The Clown]

up up down down left right left right---Instant Win!!! *Clown goes flying back*
"I'm not a girl!"
*flashes clown*

you forgot the "B A ENTER", so fail.

 

[Gamegodtre]

^ ^ V V B A SELECT START

Insta Banishment to the plain of eternal pain

i hate clowns
*slams door*

 

[xmbts]

Hmm, hi?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ah hello... Murdoc sent you here?

 

[xmbts]

Nah, if he did you would have been gassed and abducted by now.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well... you don't seem to need recharging... so is this just... a friendly visit?
I'm sorry if I seem suspicious... but I don't get those very often.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

snip

Not at all.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Very well then... now that you're at my front door...
is there anything I can get you?

 

[xmbts]

*Raises hand*

Ugh I'm too tired to hit you right now.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then how about this?

(hugs xmbts)

 

[xmbts]

*Standing in doorway unconscious while being hugged*

 

[TheDoctor455]

(puts xmbts in a bed in my house, goes into xmbt's house, kills Murdoc, goes back to my house, and sits in a chair, thinking)

 

[Scde2]

No, I will NOT donate to the "Save Pandora Group"!

 

[Sacman]

Murder him than use the twinkie defense when put on trial...

 

[Scde2]

I'd use the Chewbacca Defense ...