If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[JLML]

I'd cake... Myself? <.<

 

[neoontime]

What Is That!
*runs inside*

 

[Doc Gnosis]

... Maybe I should've called for the security system that guy on the phone was blabbing about.

 

[StormShaun]

You do look like one.


Also I would pull out my flamethrower an spy check you.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...What's that look for? You knocked on my door!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Lets have cake and tea!
Also, chainsaws and zombie killings.

Oh, and stepping on yucky bugs while making cave-man like grunts.


At the same time.

 

[scorptatious]

Why hello there. Is that a giant pen you're trying to sell me little girl?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pencil! And yes!

 

[StormShaun]

:3
...Cannot resist...the cuteness...ugh...

Well this is awkward, it seems that my disease has overcome my willpower, come in, I have some pizza coming and a couple of movies to watch. and before you think of it, I am not a rapist at all, I'm just a good person.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

... Did the salesman with three arms send you?

 

[GodofDisaster]

Sorry I must ask you remove your mask before I allow you inside. Um that is a mask right? *wimpers* right?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

House = completely destroyed.
Damn you and your zero!

 

[dbowes27]

You lost kid?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Oh god I swear! I payed my bills on time!

 

[Suicidejim]

I can only assume you're here because I didn't get the reference when I rated your avatar a moment ago. Or you're here to mow my lawn. Either way, I'm just going to sneak out the back door.

 

[StormShaun]

*Gives lawnmower* Mow my lawn and I shall think about it!

[small]Not...hehe[/small]

 

[Doc Gnosis]

... What are you doing here? Are you the one who answered my 'Help Wanted' ad?

 

[sextus the crazy]

I specifically asked for a blue-headed man, so evacuate yourself from the premises.

 

[Living_Brain]

Give me my rightful powers!

 

[Roxas1359]

Try to communicate with it.