If aliens visit earth

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

You have no idea if they are good or bad, what will you do and why.

 

[Shoto Koto]

Get a cigar and wait for a fat lady to sing.

 

[Blackadder51]

I will send in Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones

 

[AkJay]

"Oh fuck! those are some huge ass Indians... Will you teach us to make giant corn?!"

-Dane Cook

 

[The Kangaroo]

Find out if their good or bad then get this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.137325?page=1]

 

[Smudge91]

I will send in Will Smith.

Will Smith from Men in Black or Independance Day? I'd go for the Men in Black one as that memory device is something nifty.
sorry quoted before the edit.

 

[George Palmer]

watch cautiously. from a great distance. let them make the first move. if its all good then there will be plenty of cancer cures to go around before they start eating people.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Probably hide underneath something.

 

[Grayjack]

Play Slim Whitmans Indian Love Call.

Spoiler

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

cock my shotgun and stand there all badass until the all clear

 

[Sassafrass]

I'll lock and load. Or just ignore the problem and let them run riot.

 

[El Poncho]

I will assume they are evil but won't take action, and ...prepare.

 

[Rigs83]

Just saw District 9 so not that.

 

[ae86gamer]

I'll go up to them, say hi, offer them some lemonade, and hope they're friendly. Thats about all I can think of at the moment. :]

 

[Laura.]

Hide! (And wait to see if they come in peace)

If they shoot a white dove released as a sign of peace I'd run and play "Indian Love Song" on a huge sound system.

 

[oneniesteledain]

watch cautiously. from a great distance. let them make the first move. if its all good then there will be plenty of cancer cures to go around before they start eating people.

Is that a Twilight Zone reference?

 

[Deleted]

Get an xbox controller and challenge them to gaming for ownership of the planet.

It will be the greatest match ever.

Also if they give me a present I'll open it immediately because it could be the ultra cure.

 

[Adam]

I would say 'Fuck it' and start smoking. It all depends on whether the aliens are nice or not, if they are nice then maybe we can ingratiate them into our society and learn off them....Maybe do some genetics along the way and breed hybrid Human/Alien babies!!! Oh yea, the future is looking awesome for those with the mindscape. *Blows smoke into the air while listning to 'Band on the Run'*

 

[MasterSqueak]

Grab my shotgun and hide.

 

[The Kangaroo]

Get an xbox controller and challenge them to gaming for ownership of the planet.

It will be the greatest match ever.

Also if they give me a present I'll open it immediately because it could be the ultra cure.

Not the cure for game addiction!