If aliens visit earth

[justhereforthemoney]

Find out if their good or bad then get this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.137325?page=1]

omg imagine forgetting those were on and then fapping it haha

 

[Doclector]

Prepare for war. Probabally fight on the aliens side as the inevitable happens, and the human government hastily attacks them.

 

[oneniesteledain]

watch cautiously. from a great distance. let them make the first move. if its all good then there will be plenty of cancer cures to go around before they start eating people.

Is that a Twilight Zone reference?

Nope. Its a "V" reference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(The_Original_Miniseries)

Oh. There an old Twilight Zone episode called "To Serve Man" in which these seemingly benevolent aliens come to Earth, bringing good things, but they secretly are eating people.

IT'S A COOKBOOK!

Anyways, I'd probably huddle into a heap and cry, truly the universal sign for, "oh god, please take anything, just don't hurt me!" Even the most bloodthirsty of cultures will leave you alone out of a mixture of disgust and pity. You'd be surprised how often I use this technique to solve my problems.

Someone got it!

So...you solve problems that way? Does it work for you?

 

[somekindarobot]

Oh. There an old Twilight Zone episode called "To Serve Man" in which these seemingly benevolent aliens come to Earth, bringing good things, but they secretly are eating people.

IT'S A COOKBOOK!

Anyways, I'd probably huddle into a heap and cry, truly the universal sign for, "oh god, please take anything, just don't hurt me!" Even the most bloodthirsty of cultures will leave you alone out of a mixture of disgust and pity. You'd be surprised how often I use this technique to solve my problems.

Someone got it!

So...you solve problems that way? Does it work for you?

Sometimes. Other times I end up with no clothes, a sore ass, and a traumatic experience I will never forget... but I'm still alive.

 

[oneniesteledain]

Oh. There an old Twilight Zone episode called "To Serve Man" in which these seemingly benevolent aliens come to Earth, bringing good things, but they secretly are eating people.

IT'S A COOKBOOK!

Anyways, I'd probably huddle into a heap and cry, truly the universal sign for, "oh god, please take anything, just don't hurt me!" Even the most bloodthirsty of cultures will leave you alone out of a mixture of disgust and pity. You'd be surprised how often I use this technique to solve my problems.

Someone got it!

So...you solve problems that way? Does it work for you?

Sometimes. Other times I end up with no clothes, a sore ass, and a traumatic experience I will never forget... but I'm still alive.

Well, aliens usually have probes. May want to rethink that strategy...

 

[toapat]

I will send in Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones

same

 

[Raregolddragon]

There the guest so they get the first move.

Then its my turn.

I will act friendly first like how a human should, bare in mind I live in Texas so the Ruger on my hip is normal here.

 

[George Palmer]

watch cautiously. from a great distance. let them make the first move. if its all good then there will be plenty of cancer cures to go around before they start eating people.

Is that a Twilight Zone reference?

Nope. Its a "V" reference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(The_Original_Miniseries)

Oh. There an old Twilight Zone episode called "To Serve Man" in which these seemingly benevolent aliens come to Earth, bringing good things, but they secretly are eating people.

Ahhh. I haven't seen that one. But I'm willing to bet the guys who made "V" definitely saw it.

 

[BoxCutter]

Well seeing as I am in no position of real Diplomatic power I would sit by and watch while keeping me firearms as ready as possible. But sadly a situation like District 9 will probably be the most likely scenario. I mean come on look what humanity does to each other not mentioning what we do to the other species on this planet.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Aliens have already landed, infact im one of... um i mean, nothin to see here folks. Quick, back to the ship they know.

 

[Aerodyamic]

They wouldn't survive the initial exchange of knowledge, in all likelihood. But, if it was an alien like Stitch, I'd start a window-washing business. Anyone know where to get my promo picture from that movie?

 

[Spirultima]

Find a shop selling a SVD, a Webley 455. calibre and a Japanese katana, find a place to hide, if they are hostile, fun times, if not, then whatever, maybe one of them can beat me on all games.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Get my M4 and my foil hat and baracade my house.

 

[Smagmuck_]

IT'S A COOKBOOK!!! RUN LIKE HELL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Panting) *Thump* (Dead)