If Dead Space had Ninjas...

[BloodyOne]

Isaac Clarke would be ninja jumping all over, slicing anything and everything with his Line Gun as well as planting mines on the necks of every last Necromorph he sees.

(This is a "What If?" thread, so post what you think it would be like. Be creative!)

 

[deletemeplease107]

The bastard can barely walk... i doubt he could jump like that with gravity.

 

[neuromasser]

We would probably play role of some alien, because it wouldn't be survival horror otherwise

 

[Minimike3636]

Who would be the Ninja? Isaac or the enemies? Cuz if the enemies were Ninjas, the game would be unbeatable because Ninjas own

 

[XUnsafeNormalX]

I was thinking more that the necromorphs would be ninjas. And therefore the game would be a hell alot more scary.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

They should bring this thread to schools to teach why you shouldn't do drugs.

 

[BloodyOne]

Who would be the Ninja? Isaac or the enemies? Cuz if the enemies were Ninjas, the game would be unbeatable because Ninjas own

Either. Or BOTH! Use your imagination.

... it would be bloody stupid?

EXACTLY!

They should bring this thread to schools to teach why you shouldn't do drugs.

...I am clean dude, it is just a sudden burst of idiotic inspiration. These things can lead to greatness.

 

[bodyklok]

What if I was black? Would the laides be all over me?

 

[mhitman]

If Issac was a ninja the game would become even less of a survival horror game. And if the enemies were alien/zombie ninjas... then Issac's just screwed

 

[Chickenlittle]

Imagine that in null gravity...absolutely epic.

 

[Dominar]

But wouldn't zero G be the ninja's ultimate downfall? They are no longer able to jump around once they get stuck out in the middle or soemthing..

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

No... it would still suck hard.

 

[Inverse Skies]

I don't think it would make sense at all somehow...

 

[Dommyboy]

Can Isaac be Jesus as well? He's off to fight crime and ninjas!

 

[opium of the people]

if it had ninjas i would defiantly buy Dead Space

 

[Booze Zombie]

If Dead Space had ninjas it'd be Ninja Space and it world be awesome. Then some space pirates would come along to help the ninjas murder the zombies, because they're all racist.

 

[Exocet]

I guess the game would remain survival horror,only this time,the aliens would be the ones trying to stay alive.

...

We may be on to something here

 

[bodyklok]

What if I was black? Would the laides be all over me?

I would.

... No. Just no....

*Runs away and scrubs self until skin bleeds*

 

[Colm123]

If there were ninjas in Dead Space, either:
A) You would play as one, thus making it too easy, or
B) They would be enemies, making the game unbeatable.

Either way, it would break the game.

 

[bodyklok]

What if I was black? Would the laides be all over me?

I would.

... No. Just no....

*Runs away and scrubs self until skin bleeds*

Jeez, and I though I was homophobic...

It's not so much homophobia, it's more along the lines of Kukulphobia.