If GlaDos became unemployed...what would her new job be?

[Sack of Cheese]

Baby sitter!

 

[Vegosiux]

Baby sitter!

Spoiler: THAT wouldn't go too well, I think

I mean...that's totally something GLaDOS would do, if I know her any.

 

[jmerridew124]

She'd be a US senator inside of a month.

 

[StormShaun]

A vocalist for a band starring Gordon Freeman and the Rebels.

 

[pilouuuu]

She would be in a Space Quest game:

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/05/09/space-quest-sequel-finally-gets-a-kickstarter/#more-107413

http://kck.st/JdMvCc

 

[NightHawk21]

Suicide hotline attendant.

 

[Terminate421]

"Welcome to Pizza hut how may I take your order you bag of flesh?"

 

[Astoria]

Oh she'd have to work at Centrelink. I think she'd get a real kick out of that.

 

[Razputen]

She'd probably be happiest doing QA for Bethesda or something like that.
With games like TES and fallout it could occupy her forever, or at least until she got bored...

 

[Johnny Impact]

Automated phone system. "For cake, press one." "I lied. There is no cake. Have some nerve toxin instead."

 

[McMullen]

I thought her current job involved reading forums and predicting what users will type, and generating relevant captcha challenges for them.

 

[vxicepickxv]

Director of development for deadly neurotoxin.

That was simple enough.

 

[scorptatious]

Isn't she technically always unemployed? She did kill her creators. Or hell, she's probably self-employed.

On the off-chance she does end up needing another job though, I'd imagine she would be an elementary school science teacher. The students will be scarred for life by her "tests".

 

[idarkphoenixi]

Councillor for adopted fat children.

She would love that so much.

 

[Solo-Wing]

A cake Baker. DUH. And her assistant will be the Cake core from Portal 1.

Those will be some interesting cake flavors.

 

[direkiller]

the lady's voice in TF2
wait...

 

[way2sl0w]

She would probably steal Yahtzee's job

 

[OrpheusTelos]

Housewife. She marries HAL from 2001.

 

[Avaholic03]

Obviously kindergarten teacher. She's certainly got enough patience and the right demeanor to put up with 5-year-olds.

 

[Tonz of Fun]

She would get put in a daycare center to watch over the children. Could anyone else see this?