If God was a poke'mon what would he be

[Pants_On_Head_Retard]

I think god would be a pidgey as when you play pokemon blue there EVERYWHERE like foul flying low leveled rats

 

[xdom125x]

Arceus. In fact a shiny Arceus.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Who gives you your drugs?

 

[Pants_On_Head_Retard]

the magic men behind walmart

 

[blankedboy]

There should really be a contest for the strangest thread idea ever on the Escapist.
I suppose 'If a cake jumped out of a stripper what would you do?' is the current best, I need to get this going....

 

[Broken Orange]

Soo, I heard your savior is a mudkip.

 

[Zachary Unkle]

A Magikarp's head on a Machamp's body with the arms of a Swampert.

 

[El Poncho]

Magikarp.

It does nothing!

oh snap!

 

[Pants_On_Head_Retard]

but these are all legendary and found in only one place i thought god was EVERYEHERE (frightened expression)

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I always imagined a Pokemon God as being a giant talking Dialga.

 

[Lokithrsourcerer]

Fliblwiblygidytuff

because it doesn't exist

 

[nofear220]

If god were to be a pokemon, there would be no such pokemon because it is not possible for a nonexistent entity to become a pokemon (which in turn are non existant as well, but thats going off topic).

 

[Pants_On_Head_Retard]

that is just several pokemon intermingling

 

[Levi93]

Probably Missingno.

 

[benoitowns]

Probably would be MISSINGNO

 

[Wondermint13]

Awsome Topic!!
I'm going to have to go with Pikachu on this one.. I mean why else would pikachu be in every episode if it wasnt because its following the pokemon master!!!


On that note. Pokemon should have a Holy type!! ^^

 

[xdom125x]

Magikarp.

It does nothing!

oh snap!

Yes, but if you train Magikarp enough it becomes a badass Gyarados, so worshipping God gives Him/Her/It power?

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Arceus is the god pokemon.

 

[DuderSkanks]

Zubat

 

[El Poncho]

Magikarp.

It does nothing!

oh snap!

Yes, but if you train Magikarp enough it becomes a badass Gyarados, so worshipping God gives Him/Her/It power?

Or at least gives his/her/it religon influence.